Ngl, that got a chuckle out of me. At some point you just have to laugh at the absurdity of the world you live in or you'll go mad right along with it.
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Yeah, who hasn't accidentality murdered and dismembered a journalist in an embassy?
I wish "things happen" to that orange fuck.
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"Things happen" ???
Trump has definitely killed some poor girl and had the body disappeared in the past to have this level of sympathy for Khashoggi.
There’s a more plausible but less exciting explanation for this too. Trump has no confidence at all. He’s pathetic. He is desperately seeking affirmation externally and only from certain terrible people. He wants the approval of people he considers impressive because he doesn’t understand how or why the world (or people) work the way they do. Think back to his years in New York. He had a horrible reputation he was never willing to change. He just wants to rebrand himself and all the things people hate about him as desirable traits. All the elites in New York fucking hated him so now he’s trying to find “better friends”. Trump is weak. He has no solid foundation of self. So he needs everyone else to support his emotional needs.
Sounds like a confession to murdering Epstein to me.
Probably a hit and run on 5th Avenue, hence his earlier comment.
It's always projection, so he clearly killed someone there and got away with it
A lot of people didn't like that poor girl.
if she was important, would she really have been poor? -Jesus Fucking Capitalist.
What's disgusting is that this isn't even a joke. That is really what those fucking people think, and it's even what they say out loud.
Murderer guys face, tho, lol. He looks like he's started seeing the furniture coming to life.
Man, I wish things would happen to both of these guys.
Things do happen.
i wish more things would happen
I wish things would happen to him
They are. We're all in a hell built to punish Trump. He gets everything he wants, but in a monkey paw sort of way
Now, as his death approaches and his thoughts turn to his legacy, the pedo files are being released. He's going to live just long enough to see his name torn off of buildings
I want to slap the living daylights out of him every time he does that stupid "I've got them in the palm of my hand" handshake.
"Things happen."
Hey remember when that lady asked a question that wasn't your favorite question?
"IT'S A FUCKING WAR CRIME AND I TELL YOU SHE NEEDS TO BE FIRED INTO THE SUN"
Hey man, things happen /s
So the whole Charlie Kirk thing is ok then? Because you know, 'things happen' 🤷🏼♂️
Yes.
Same with that CEO. "Things happen". 🤷
This reality feels like the punchline to a joke that starts with: The mossad, saudis and nsa walk into bar...
Defending murdering journalist critics on the regime. We all see where this is going right? Seeing how he already thinks making fun of him is illegal?
Says the guy who couldn't go out in public without standing behind bullet-proof glass after a piece of a teleprompter scratched his ear...
It's time things happen to him.
Trump must be sucking him off too
So if you could get a blowjob from trump, would not washing it for a week or two prior make the idea more tolerable ?
I hate you for what you just posted.
Some people use their talents for evil.
Things happen when you have bone saws lying around
To be fair, those bone saws were flown in after he got killed. Luring him to the embassy was definitely pre-planned.
Source?
Nope I was wrong, the team touched down the same morning as he entered the consulate. https://www.helmut-schmidt.de/en/the-khashoggi-case-a-timeline-of-events
I prefer The Guardian’s sedate, kind headline about the meeting: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/18/donald-trump-mohammed-bin-salman