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[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Calling bullshit on this. I never received a telegraph, but I never assumed they were made up for the movies. This kid is either a troll or a moron.

[–] Cactopuses@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don’t disagree but in his defence pay phones used to be everywhere and are practically gone today vs relatively few telegraph offices.

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

True, but it was pretty common in old movies for someone to go down to a hotel lobby and have the clerk say, "Sir, this came for you," then hand them a message where every 3rd word was, "stop." It didn't make much sense to me, but I didn't think it was made up for the movies.

[–] Jason@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Also, kids today still know what a phone is and what its used for. It doesn't take a genius to realise that phone boxes aren't needed anymore now that everyone has a phone in their pocket.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I saw horses in Western movies, surely they could have just driven to the gunfight?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I saw a cool movie that had guys literally riding on the backs of the horses. It was a clever spin on the worm scene from Dune, even if it wasn't a completely original idea.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Like, without a steering wheel!?

[–] Zink@programming.dev 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Somebody should describe the insane hack to these youngins where you can make a collect call to your parents from a pay phone and tell them your name is "HEY COME PICK ME UP!"

It's like you can send information to somebody across town without having coins in your pocket!

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The real phone "hacks" were called phreaking back in the day.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

In Australia the receiving phone would "ring" even if you didnt put any money in.

You'd dial and let it ring a few times and then hang up.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 163 points 2 days ago (9 children)

in australia they’re still everywhere because when i government sold our state telco they mandated that they maintain the pay phone network at reasonable prices

that doesn’t sound particularly comment-worthy on its own so here’s the cool part: turns out collecting coins is more expensive than the money they got from it so they just stopped charging and now all our pay phones are not only still everywhere, but entirely free and have free wifi embedded in them

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Nope that was comment worthy without the other half.

However the second part is super rad in a way only people who grew up with the word “rad” can really understand. Or whatever the Aussie equivalent of 90s slang for “cool” would be.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

rad works :p you could go with BONZA MATE if you’re really putting it on ahah

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (10 children)

I'd be shit out of luck using a payphone in today's world.

I don't remember anyone's phonenumbers except my teenage girlfriend's family, because while she has changed her phone number, the mother and brother were just 1 number off so I remember them, especially because the first 7 numbers are same as mine.

But aside from that, idk, maybe my own mother and brother.

But I haven't learned a phone number in fucking decades.

Pretty cool though as you know they're there, so either you can use the WiFi with your own device or just remember a few numbers in case you run out of charge.

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My first thought was "wait it doesn'tl exist everywhere?" guess not

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm surprised that they didn't just embed a card reader in the phones.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Still not really feasible. The card charges on a $0.20 call would be "unreasonable".

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Depends on how you define unreasonable….

We still have some really cheap parking meters. For example to keep people from using the library parking lot all day, there is a meter and 2 hour limit. It’s only a quarter for half an hour or maybe even an hour.

But who carries quarters anymore? There’s an app for that. You can pay by app. Each quarter has a quarter surcharge. I think that’s unreasonable and refuse but a lot of people are ok with it. I say “100% fee is unreasonable” but they say “25¢ fee is cheap and convenient ”.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Anyone would consider a 20c fee on a 20c charge to be unreasonable.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Visa executives find it perfectly reasonable, apparently.

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I worked for a company back in the '00s that made most of their money off of pay phones. Even 20 years ago pay phones were obsolete so I was somewhat mystified by this during my job interview. Turns out they managed pay phones in prison - which are still a thing.

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 6 points 2 days ago

Ahhhhh that makes sense

[–] tino@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pay phones were cool. As teens, we used to go spend the summer camping with my friends in a super remote place and the only thing available connecting us with our parents was the pay phone. We'd go there twice a week to tell them we're still alive and will eventually come back home if we run out of food.

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I remember in NYC, I think once my dad's phone either ran out of battery or forgot to bring it... so he used the payphones, and the conversation had to be quick because otherwise you gotta put in more quarters. I think it was just to know where to meet up or something, cuz we lived in Brooklyn and some of our relatives were in Manhattan, and so we'd just meet like every so often especially like holidays. I remember being in that Chinese Restaunt near Canal St... like often.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Oh my god, this is wild! You know who would like this meme? My friend, Tony

Operator, connect me to Tony, please

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Great, now I'm reminded of a project I abandoned and the pile of weird business cards I have in my junk drawer...

I set up a toll-free number a year or so back with the idea of finding (eventually) all remaining payphones in public spaces in my city, white listing the numbers and leaving a card inviting folks to call. I stopped after about a week and like 10 phones, meaning to get back to it and never did.

Did run into people legitimately using them while doing so though, which was slightly unexpected.

[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (11 children)

Not only were there public pay phones everywhere, but if you dialed zero, a person we called The Operator would immediately answer and you could ask them to look up a phone number for you or ask them to dial a number for you. This operator would pick up when you dialed zero from your home landline too.

Wait until you find out about all the free water fountains literally everywhere so if you were thirsty you could just stop and get an ice cold drink of water and go about your day.

[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago

In the UK you could also sign up for a thing where you dialed 144 and then an account number and you could call anywhere without coins and it would charge it to your home phone bill. I still have that ~15-digit phone number memorized from when I was a kid lol.

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[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 days ago

I used to give out a payphone number as my own back before i had a cell. It was close to where I hung out with friends, so there was a decent chance I would be there if you called.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ive seen a couple in New York and several when I visted Palestine

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

They're not super uncommon in Japan still. Plus they have that cool neon green paint, making them pretty hard to miss.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 56 points 3 days ago (13 children)

One thing I know for sure: the term smart or mobile phone is completely obsolete for most people. The default for phone is a smartphone; if you mean something else, you need to qualify. I also heard people refer to landline phones as "something you see in old timey TV shows".

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 56 points 3 days ago (8 children)

And there was the brief time we said camera phone...

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Matt Damon aging meme.

[–] comradegreetingcard@lemmy.ml 40 points 2 days ago
[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Oh, Kiddy...

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You carry payphones in your pockets nowadays

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

About 10 years ago my kids went to a summer camp with a pay phone. The thing is they weren’t allowed to use cellphones in any public area plus reception was horrible, so they had to learn

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hang on, I'm getting a page.

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[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There's a single payphone still standing at the end of the road in the town nearest me. It was disconnected when I found it, but I got phreaky and hooked it back up + bypassed the coin mechanism. Mostly out of nostalgia, partly for the love of fixin' stuff :)

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Neato. Out of all of those I passed in my travels, the last one I could tell you the location of off the top of my head was this one, but I notice that as of this year it's also gone. If you check the latest Street View image you'll see the cables dangling from where it used to be. There ain't no hooking this one back up, alas, unless you bring your own.

Note the horse and buggy. Where we are standing is indeed out in the sticks.

I was in a random diner somewhere in Appalachia this year which had a functioning payphone and one of those old pull-knob cigarette vending machines in the back. I don't recall exactly where it was. I should have taken a picture or written it down.

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