A Boring Dystopia

Fridge with ads should be 1/3 the price with free repairs

by the way the fridge cost 1800$

Wait why the fuck would a fridge be connected to the internet?

Edit: where I come from we don't have unlimited internet plans so this would just be taking up expensive bandwidth and monthly quota.

Imagine that. You not only paid for the refrigerator, but also the electricity and the internet access. And it uses all of that stuff to display ads to you. You're literally paying for every ad it shows you.

Aggressively American

Appliance repair man here. You can turn the screen off from a cover you remove from the top of the fridge door. Do so. You don't need a fucking android tablet on your fridge.

Also don't buy these kinds of appliances. They're terrible!

Please stop buying these & they will stop making them.

Now you know to think twice before buying Samsung anything

i think eventually we're gonna have to deal with the reality that audio/video advertising needs to be outlawed. keep it in print if necessary.

I have seen a video about this shit also being implemented in cars. You can drive down the highway, with your GPS on and a pop up ad appears out of the blue, blocking the screen, not really allowing you to get rid of it before you remove your attention from the road to the screen, trying to figure out what button to push to get rid of the ad.

And the fact that people pay extra for cars and fridges to show them ads is just so friggin stupid. If people buy these products after knowing that they pay extra to be bombarded with ads, its 100% on them.

But in the case of the car, I do feel that shit should be illegal. It's so fucking dangerous and irresponsible from the manufacturer to implement a "feature" that can cost lives.

That thing would already have a broken cracked screen if that was mine and it started displaying ads.

What a fucking dystopia

Why does a fridge need a screen to begin with?

Your first mistake was buying anything Samsung.

Oh no, who could have ever seen that coming?

Now wait for the subscription service to get rid of ads on the fridge you bought and "own". Oh, and that neat thing they do with cars now where you have to subscribe to get certain feature? That's also next. "Only ~~5$~~ ~~10$~~ 20$ per month to keep your fridge cool enough so the milk won't spoil! It's not a normal function of the fridge, it's our super special anti-bacterial option that costs extra.

Wow. Not even a tasteful design, just turning the fridge into a full fledged highway billboard. Disgusting.

By 2030 everyone's kitchen will look like fucking Times Square

The stairs to your basement will look like the London Underground. We're going down the fucking tube... literally and metaphorically

The dystopia is already here ffs...

Samsung appliances used to be durable.

I had a Samsung washing machine for about two decades. We deciced to replace it with another Samsung, it already has a big crack in the plastic after a year of use and the top is all scratched just by dragging the clothes out.

There's a pretty simple hack for this, actually…

Can't wait to see this come to the dash boards of modern cars. Oh? You're trying to reverse and make use of your rear-view camera? Watch this 2 minute unskippable ad first.

So, if I bought this at Costco, and the fridge was 10 years old, I'd use their guarantee to return the motherfucker and make a ~~huge~~ epic fucking scene if they tried to refuse.

edit: huge wasn't enough, it would be epic.

Why on earth would anybody buy a fridge with a screen? Why does everything have to be screens? Why is it all one big mobile phone nowadays? Can't we just not be staring gormlessly into a flashing screen for two fucking seconds for a fucking change?????????? I just got back inside from a run and now I'm going outside again for a walk in the dark and the rain because there is an entire world out there that isn't an algorithmically driven advertising funnel trying to shove more bullshit down our eager eyes, ears, and throats.

Although, while I'm on the subject, the outside world is fucking chock full of ads. I've heard it's relatively trivial to open those advertising windows on bus stops - does anybody know if it would be illegal to open one up and simply place a large black sheet of paper or something in there to cover up the ads? Not damage the ads or remove (i.e. steal) them, but just cover them up to give ourselves and our communities a break from the relentless marketers in our midst?

We deserve not have to our senses monetised and weaponised by perverts who cum themselves dry over CTRs, CLVs, CPCs, SEO, Brand Loyalty, Funnels, and Strategies, Local SEO, whatever else. We deserve to be able to look in any direction when we're outside and for five minutes not have some massive gaudy advert designed by a bellend pushed into view.

And as for fucking User Personas? I've got a User Persona for you, you sick advertising creeps. It's my fucking ballsack.

"Feed me!"

Disconnect it from the Internet for starters. Why else would a company want to sell you a fridge with a screen?

Kill it with fire.