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And that’s basically it!
Wow - the satire article is not subtle. Guess that's what happens in a "I barely even read the title" world.
“Honestly, we thought it was a joke,” said DOGE Director Rufus Clapp, shaking his head. “But then we found the payments—direct deposits marked ‘Thanks for the branding, champ.’”
The author details are also a big flag that its satire.
Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Wow - the satire article is not subtle.
Only if you have a functioning brain. Literally written so someone of the same intelligence level as Trump would get super angry that Obama, who "isn't even a citizen", got all that money from everyone calling it Obamacare.
This is something they came up with themselves.
Obama was watching basketball in the Oval Office while Trump was rescuing people on 9/11/2001.
For a moment there, Trump almost respected Obama.
"Wow! Look a the grift on this guy! Why am I not receiving royalties on legislation too?"
Give it time? I could see a licensing deal for TrumpRX. You just can't use that name for free! It's worth it's weight in gold.
I can’t believe Flag Eagleton did the president dirty. And that man calls himself a patriot.