Black text on white background that reads “Yesterday a friend gave me a plant and said that on the day it blooms, I'll meet my soulmate. Today it was eaten by my cat. I'm done.”

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 days ago

Cat: “You serve me. Do I make myself clear?”

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago

friend gave you catnip, it was a trap

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The cat became the soul mate.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 13 points 3 days ago

The cat ate the soul, mate. 🤠

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago

Correction: The friend gave the plant to the cat.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 16 points 3 days ago

Yes. Your soulmate is a cat. Who ate your soul. Enjoy: this is your life now. 😼

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

If you're looking for your soulmate, this ate it holds up cat

[–] AceBonobo@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm just worried it wasn't poisonous to the cat

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I don't think there are that many poisonous flowers. My cat eats plenty but still manages to completely avoid the single one I know is poisonous.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

[–] Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

Cats have 9 soulmates.
Congrats No.6 .

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Can’t tell if it’s suppose to be wholesome or not, I choose to believe it is

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Wholesome