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[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 25 points 4 days ago (3 children)

ok, so it's not really breathing through the butt, rather it's actually an oxygenated enema. as weird as it sounds, I wonder if this would help people who get sick with things like COVID and for whom respirators are no longer working.

[–] zout@fedia.io 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

As previously reported, this is perhaps one of the more unusual research developments to come out of the COVID-19 pandemic and its associated shortages of ventilators and artificial lungs to assist patients’ breathing and prevent respiratory failure.

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I know the article mentions that, but it hasn’t actually been used to attempt to save the life of any human, with any condition. While it’s promising so far, controlled experiments in a lab are not the same as practical use in a real medical emergency.

Hence why I wonder if it will work.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 days ago

It's still fairly new research. I think the authors recently won an Ignoble prize for it

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

If only they had made this research before they made the Abyss, that could have been a more interesting concept..

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 4 points 4 days ago

Also maybe helpful for people with traumatic chest injuries that make it difficult, painful, or internally harmful to breathe normally.

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago

Boofing O2 😏

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Up there with poop transplants

[–] datavoid@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

Help he's dying, someone give him mouth to ass!

[–] aarch0x40@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Never thought I'd see the day where the term "butt breath" wasn't an insult

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Butt breathing, third form....

When will they cover this in Demon Slayer?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 4 days ago

I can't wait for lungs to become a premium feature! Oh boy! Isn't that great?

Spread your buttcheeks everyone! Let that smog in!

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Very strange thing to learn.

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It reverses course and becomes the most foul burp you've ever had

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Usually only occurs in young children, but, you can be so constipated that you vomit feces.

Sorry for ruining your day.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I'm a nurse homie. I'm very aware of a lot of the gross things bodies are capable of

ETA: feces smelling burps are a sign of an intestinal blockage, we really appreciate you sharing that with us early in the hospital before your bowels perforate

[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I was working in a hospital once when a guy with a severe internal gastric bleed threw up feces and 'coffee ground emesis'

Very gross.

[–] Peer@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 days ago