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Its what plants crave (lemmy.ml)
submitted 9 months ago by Grayox@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 87 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Water? You mean like in the toilet?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hey that’s pretty good. You sure you ain’t the smartest guy in the world?

[–] bjg13@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Go away! I'm Batin!!!

[–] PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

I thought your head would be bigger...

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 35 points 9 months ago (4 children)

[Utopia not available in the EU due to Mountain Dew containing more chemicals than a 1990s nightclub]

[–] onion@feddit.de 3 points 9 months ago

EU be like
https___totempool.com_wp-content_uploads_2021_05_90a_687006e0283608e8207492b6297b1853_800

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 3 points 9 months ago

So thats why people from my country want to go to America

[–] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So that's why I've not seen it here.

[–] Grayox@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You poor healthy bastards

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

That's the healthcare human rights thing tho

[–] FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

We have it in Ireland, but it's not even remotely like the stuff they have in the US. Our Mountain Dew is just like sweeter sprite.

[–] GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We had a whole documentary about this...

[–] shiftymccool@lemm.ee 35 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Was it called Idiocracy? Brawndo! The thirst mutilator!

[–] badbrainstorm@lemmy.today 32 points 9 months ago

People need the visualization

[–] Cipher22@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

Electrolytes, it's what plants crave!

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 13 points 9 months ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you

[–] itsnotits@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's* what plants crave

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

it’s wha’t plant’s crav’e

[–] AtomfriedMegaforce@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It got what plants grave

[–] scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 9 months ago

It’s got electrolytes

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The real question is what would society be like if water was replaced with mountain dew code red???

[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Same image except it's on Mars.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The dangers of water https://dhmo.org/facts.html

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

I have no scientific basis to back this up but this reads like how a large part of the conversation around "Volatile Organic Compounds" or, put more simply, "smelly things" comes across to me.

[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No one would have any teeth

[–] Grayox@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

Dentures go brrrrrr

[–] bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club 2 points 9 months ago

Brawndo!!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I KNEW Grayox was a corporate plant.

First Nascar memes (Feel the Need for Speed), now the Taste Explosion of Mountain Dew Baja Blast?

[–] Grayox@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

I really wish I got paid to shit post.