Need a 
for Trump
this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2025
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Trump's is either impossible, or for some reason the puzzle is printed on both sides??
I like to think he's cheating. Which makes this even better.
I had completely forgotten about this until now. I don't want to go through bidenification 
How about Bidentity death?
I better not have a bidentity 
WhoWhoWhoWhoWho
I like the idea that they gave him this exact test and he's already so fried from dementia that he's just gotten the animals completely screwed up even
A beleaguered Secret Service agent holding an animal cracker of a giraffe in front of Trump.
“Doggie,” Trump announces.
“Fuck it. Good enough.” Trump is rewarded with the cracker.
The amount of coping in the comments from Trump supporters is off the charts.
Tigers are girl lions, so he was right, checkmate liberal
"I decided to take" is probably the most illuminating part of the tweet by my reading
Doctor having to convince him that he came up with the idea of taking the cognitive test
Peak dementia brain rationalization
Giraffe is a fucked up camel we'll allow it
I don't understand the first one, are you just supposed to connect or read in the 1A2B3C sequence? Weird layout for it. Also, I'm curious when we'll start to see people draw clocks with the digital LCD faceted style instead of analog clocks (but not ironically).
It’s called a Trail Making Test, you draw a line between them in order, alternating between the letters and numbers. So 1 > A > 2 > B > 3 etc.
Connect them.
1 -> A (because A is first letter of the alphabet) -> 2 -> B -> 3 -> C -> 4 -> D -> 5 -> E (End)
I think it's supposed to make a cube, and that's the reason for the layout
It doesn't say how many points you get for sex.
I'm gonna be real, the cube would fuck me up lmao
I remember my math teacher getting mad because I'd draw my cubes in perspective and not in parallel projection.
Yeah I suck at drawing and I have 0 doubt I'd fumble that if I hadn't specifically learned that growing up (cant remember if it was math class, or on my own)
I think I'd fail the memory and the tapping on head.
uh, are you supposed to remember exactly which safari animals were pictured, days/hours after the test?
who cares.
No I think it's just later in the one session, when you get to that part. Then comes the really hard part of having to recall the current date / day of the week
Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV
Actually he is wrong, you have to give the animals names to get full marks. /jk or am I
Question 2 is very easy, the answers are
Answers
Cutie 1, Curtie 2, Cutie 3