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I'm sure Charlie would've been proud. 
I am once again asking myself why the fuck I'm not spending a minimal amount of effort to grift a bunch of chuds
When one of us does it the capitalists send their dogs after us
the best time to do financial crimes was the 1920s, the second-best time is now
Hate the game not the player.
When that gun went off and the rest of us heard the crack of a rifle an enterprising entrepreneur heard the sound of a cash register. Charlie would be proud.
There was that guy who took a bunch of blood-splattered merch off of the table next to where he got perforated. He knows the hustle.
The capitalist soul of Charlie Kirk patted that guy on the back with an invisible hand as it floated diagonally toward heaven.
genius under pressure tbh
It was a humane kill and I'm disgusted that the meat was wasted.
We should be friends
God I need to do a right wing scam.
It's so fucking easy to grift chuds I swear to god
every single time one of these makes the news I'm mad I didn't do it first
I need to start learning how to make websites, or how to use kickstarter I dunno
going to start a kickstarter called the "own the libs fund" where every dollar you send to me is $1 of proof that libs were owned
Let's partner up - I'll make you a shitcoin you can send to them so it feels real to the rubes.
More like Charlie Jerk. Lmao owned
extremely critical support to chuds scamming other chuds
LMFAO
an unceasing cascade of grifters, ever-spiraling through the infinite void of existence
Far Right :solidarity: Republicans
:mystery-emote: :fell-for-it-again-award:
grindset
griftset
Good grift, good job.
hexbear.net funded for another couple years
it's slippin time.
better call saul.
sigh