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[–] nilzen@lemmy.world 43 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The monopoly that supplies most bananas to the "western" world has long been known to be a murderous corrupt corp? That's the one major drawback to that chewy sweet banana fiber.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That isn’t bananas fault though.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

yeah guys im not a part of that whole movement

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Holup. Are you a banana dealer who is large or a dealer with a large banana? 🧐

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[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago (5 children)

What do you mean zero cleanup? Now I have to carry around a banana peel all day. All hail apples (yes, I eat the core).

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 4 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I eat the core too! There's nowt wrong with eating the core

[–] Bearlydave@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Angrily eats banana peel...

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 4 points 5 days ago

Make eye contact throughout, show dominance

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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago (4 children)

They tend to go extinct every so often and need a different variety to replace them.

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Bad thing: banana Republic. Other than that... 100% legit.

Look up the history of the banana trade.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Banana smell is so powerful if you leave a banana in the fridge over night any unprotected food will taste like a banana

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 6 days ago (14 children)

I have some bad news about bananas. The current strain we use as food is going extinct as the banana trees are ill and dying out. Luckily we're already changing a different strain to be ready for consumption (making them bigger and without seeds because yes, wild bananas are full of seeds).

Also cocoa plants are ill and dying and we don't have a different strain. So some time in the future we will be without chocolate.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (4 children)

It's also not the first time it's happened to bananas. You know how banana candy tastes so different to the real thing. That's how the previous commercial strain used to taste before it was nearly exticted by disease.

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[–] faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago (4 children)

The replacement for the Cavendish is already being sold commercially in Australia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfinger_banana

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[–] rakete@feddit.org 9 points 6 days ago (3 children)
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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

1 bad thing of the disease that decimates the crops

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[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 7 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Also you harvest them every two weeks. Want to sell them already? Just stick them under a plastic carp for a couple of days and they'll be ripe and yellow.

The bad part is loading trucks of bananas is hard work, those things are heavy.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 14 points 6 days ago

The bad part is loading trucks of bananas is hard work, those things are heavy.

The worst part is when daylight come and me wan' go home but the tally man won't tally me banana.

[–] janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

will any plastic fish work or is it necessary to have a plastic carp?

[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 7 points 6 days ago

Carp for best results, may be substituted with salmon or tuna but do not expect the same quality.

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[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Easy. The taste and the texture. Awful.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

I like how the person is placing a banana to show scale/size.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

Honeybee alarm pheromone smells exactly like bananas.

If you're a beekeeper you either already know about it or can test it. Just make sure you're in a bee suit, they will attack you.

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