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Image transcripion: A photo of a grocery store which has a section of melons as well as a section of Gatorades with a Gatorade-branded basketball hoop, with a caption "I'm about to get kicked out of this grocery store".


(Originally published on wetdry.world: 2024-02-06)

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"Your honor this was a clear case of entrapment. "

[–] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

They knew what they were getting into when they let you in .

This is on them.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

I didn’t even see the hoop at first. I just saw the pile and thought “what if someone takes one from near the bottom…”

[–] Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Image transcription is not great for any blind folk. The whole joke is the hoop, not the Gatorade. There’s a hoop and a tempting stack of melons (giggity), stacked like it’s maybe ready for a really messy 3 point shot competition, if anyone blind sees this.

[–] freamon@endlesstalk.org 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

if anyone blind sees this

c’mon, man.

[–] Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Lmfao reads*

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Agreed, that sports drink shit has no business being in such close proximity to good, clean water. Start that riot, OP, I got your back.