Yeah you might as well "work overnight to fix this," because you can't go to bed anyway
this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2025
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I thought I was terminally online but this is the moment I am hearing about smart beds. I guess the appeal is that it beams ads directly into your dreams?
Never buying smart anything. Wish we could buy a smart president though.
After reading the post and sifting through the comments I had this realization, that's probably more about advertising than anything else, I guess, but.. Don't you find it strange that in the last few years, there's a non-zero number of people who stumble upon an article like this, on lemmy, out of all places, and think "I didn't even know that existed, yet, it's very obvious that enough people use it for it to make headlines"? Is it just me? 🤔
Smart devices are just dandy when they don't require an internet connection. Got a cheapo smart thermostat that works no matter what. Google could cancel my Minis and my internet could go offline, I can still control it with buttons.
Bought that 5-years ago. At this point I assume all IoT devices require internet.
Close your eyes, take a moment and just imagine the engineering culture at Eight Sleep. I'd almost rather be homeless than work there.
L.O.L! Cant wait to the next solarflare hope they swat the sleepers like flies
I am torn between 1) people aren't smart and 2) smart appliances aren't smart.
Also, if you're having an issue with your smart appliances, just open copilot and get the AI to connect you to the other virtual ai assistant for your product which is hopefully not running in AWS which will just ask if you need to talk to a human who doesn't have a solution for "AWS is down and you bought an internet connected bed my dude"
#internetofshit #thisrantaintover
We're about to go through about 10 years of vibe coded garbage aren't we.
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Brilliant!