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[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I guess it was time to empty his diaper.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 6 points 2 days ago

..and he made all his ass-lickers jealous

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 days ago

This is super cool, nothing wrong with the president of the United States wearing a crown and shitting all over us.

That tan suit and Dijon mustard though...never forget.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wonder if the AI video was prompted by a trump supporter or a critic (like the weird gaza video)

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Well, guaranteed he didn’t make it himself, he approved it, but I don’t think he knows how to do anything on the internet/phone on his own.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

That wasn't even a jet, it was just him in a hang glider with no pants on after his daily order of six McChickens, four big macs, three royales with cheese, forty mcnuggets, and a strawberry sundae

[–] ProIsh@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Finally America respected again!

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ProIsh@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

I'm tired of it!

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Miller has Trump playing Mad King.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Berder King.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Should've dropped the biggest turd of all... himself

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I guess we all know what they were throwing out of the White House window

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

No wonder the Brown House has been looking like that.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Donald the wannabe king posts video in which he shares with the world that his incontinence is so bad and his diarrheas so plentiful that he could cover 2% of America's total population with the contents of a single one of his manbaby diapers.

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