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[–] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What is a squirrel but a rat of the trees?

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

bourgeoisie parasite birdnest robbing squirrel vs. proletarian dumpster diving rat honestly

[–] squirrel@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

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[–] cerealkiller@hexbear.net 33 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

You are a RAT. And the rat, when he's in the hole gets fucked. People only throw trash in the hole.

You need to eat a body. And you need to carry the plague. And you need to carry a plague around this whole world, that will change this whole fuckin world. And all your enemies will vomit black bile and will choke on blood and will grow boils and die. But only if you get together with your other RATS. And you come up with some kind of super plague, to fuckin end your enemies and...

End. This. Nightmare.

[–] fanbois@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I had almost forgotten about this. Thank you, hexbear account of rachel jake, CEO.

[–] cerealkiller@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Another day, another Gourmand.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago

i think rat hole is more of a spiritual or vibes based classification than a scientific one

[–] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago
[–] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago

NO WAY WHATTT RAT HOLE IS SQUIRREL??

this is an outrageous lie from the bourgeois!! We need to overthrow them for this particular thing, not anything else!

[–] buttwater@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How to get job as hole analyst?

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

no i was there the rat was going at comical speeds after slipping on a banana peel

[–] decaptcha@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

pilgrims flock to dip their grubby fingers in the holey rodent water

[–] booty@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's it, science is bullshit. which religion do i need to follow to keep believing in the rat hole

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

I don't know, maybe this temple is a start?

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

This is Jesus appearing on your toast, but for city planning problems.

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

I fucking love science

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Isn't there someone you forgot to ~~ask~~ include?

saddam-hussein

squirrels are fluffy rats