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[–] kichae@wanderingadventure.party 45 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

You guys play D&D? I thought people only ever played the Scheduling Conflict game.

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 16 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I've almost got enough people that I'm thinking about running a cycling game. Thinking about something Warehouse 13 or Stargate style where each session will be a mission. I'll have players sign up for which mission they're available and they'll be the "away team". I'm hoping it reduces the scheduling nonsense.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

That is the second time I have heard of Warehouse 13 in the past week.

I have been rewatching Eureka because it is one of my favorite shows, and a show I loved I think before Star Trek. What I never knew was that Warehouse 13 was a show that had crossover and existed. Good friend of mine talked about it the other day, so I downloaded it, and when I am done Eureka, I am going to start watching Warehouse 13.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

Yeah, Warehouse 13 falls squarely in the peak of SyFy Channel’s “this is super campy but it’s fun” era when they were trying to rebrand. Super low budget special effects, bad CGI, etc… If you end up liking it, you may also enjoy Sanctuary, which is a sort of spin on the X-Men concept. It’s from that same era. Warehouse 13 is basically “magic item of the week” while Sanctuary is more “monster of the week”.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

This comment just reminded me of something. I actually have heard of Warehouse 13 before. A friend tried to get me to watch it many years ago when I was rewatching Eureka at the time. And I refused. He pitched Warehouse 13 as a magic item of the week type show in such a way that he completely removed any sense of personality from the show. Like, I don't know a single thing about the show other than the fact that it's a warehouse and there are items in it. He didn't tell me a single thing about any of the characters, meanwhile in Eureka, the only thing I care about are the characters. Especially Sheriff Jack Carter, who is my husband. One of many.

[–] MalReynolds@piefed.social 2 points 15 hours ago

Yeah, you'll have fun with W13. Definitely a found family vibe, with good characters and chemistry. I've found a lot of rewatch value, a comfort show, in a similar vein to Eureka.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Well now I'm going to have to watch season 1 of Sanctuary...

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It's really fun. I just got the Blu-rays so my wife could watch it for the first time after she enjoyed Eureka and Warehouse 13 with me. @Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com I do recommend

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

God damn it. Well, I guess I'll add it to the fucking list...

One day, eventually, I will get back to the Golden Girls. I don't know when that is, but it will be some day.

Side note, but congratulations on figuring out the guaranteed trick in getting me to respond. Actually mentioning me in such a way that Lemmy will notify me. I get so many responses to my posts... It's so hard to keep track of conversations on here.

[–] Acamon@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Love warehouse 13! Like eureka, it's kinda silly, but good heartwarming fun. Definitely good inspiration for dnd campaigns. I've always wanted to rip it off but set in planescape. Sending players to different planes to pick up weird artifacts without blowing their covers.

I’ve run a game like that, and it worked well. The in-game lore was that everyone was part of a startup mercenary guild, and the adventure of the week was basically whichever characters had accepted that particular job posting. Nine players total, but we never had more than five at the table at the same time. It helped hand-wave away a lot of the “why is only half of the party here” stuff, because we could just say they were on other jobs, working on administrative stuff for the guild, or doing their own personal stuff.

Then the larger plot was largely focused on the intra-city politics that go into starting a new guild. All of the “you need to curry favor with a local powerful figure, because your guild needs something from them” type of stuff. The guild had taken out a rather large loan to get off the ground, so there was always some “enforcers will start breaking things if you stop making money” threat to keep the players focused.

And the individual players didn’t feel a ton of pressure to show up every week, which meant they were actually there because they wanted to be there.

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

i need to cancel this week. even though i said i was free on wednesdays for the forseeable future, i started making all of my dr appts and work travel be on wednesdays.

[–] kichae@wanderingadventure.party 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US?!??!? Don't you know it's game night??

Just bring your doctor to the session. Do you think he'd play a Cleric?

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

It's been my experience that doctors like to Fuck Shit Up.

[–] Atlas48@ttrpg.network 1 points 17 hours ago
[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 3 points 23 hours ago
[–] halfsalesman@piefed.social 19 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Using this meme format doesn't make sense. Why would he need to explain that?

But yeah I play GURPS so I'm none of these people.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I play GURPS so I’m none of these people.

I play Rifts, so I'm all of them.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Oh boy, playing RIFTS as my first go as a GM (aka DM) was how I learned to play by the rule of cool and come up with challenges/stories that weren't directly dependent on character power levels. So much fun to be had with a mix of MDC and SDC characters, dimension hopping, and I also loved reading the expansion books for the over the top flavor text and inspiration.

Tried out other games to reduce complexity but still kept at least one of the expansion books for inspiration.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Why would he need to explain that?

Because the running gag is that everyone who plays DnD is either sad, traumatized, queer or some combination of all three.

[–] HypnoticSheep@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It doesn't fit the format though. That'd be better as the panel 3 dialogue, with 4 being along the lines of "You guys get to play D&D?"

I just really hate goblins

[–] Imhotep@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Has this meme been remastered? I swear it looks like a filter or ai upscaling have been applied

[–] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 2 points 16 hours ago

I see what you mean.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

I GM for the free snacks.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

I spent 23 years role playing as a guy. I'll be damned if I ever play an RPG as a male character ever again.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Keep playing D&D, but see if you can also find a Vampire: The Masquerade group: these are your people, friend!

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 points 17 hours ago

I try to play different clans, but always come back to Malkavian.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

Had a friend who was outed in college for exactly this reason. A couple of the other out folks at the table kinda pulled them aside and insisted they come out clubbing with them. They were fully out of the closet by the end of the semester.

Reminds me of when I ended up playing a changeling. Five players plus the DM; two players were transgender, and one was non-binary. We were going around the table introducing our characters. They had all finished, and I was last. Notably, when I introduced my character, I didn’t bother saying their pronouns. One of the other players asked, and I just deadpanned “Changeling…”

The collective lightbulb moment was like that one scene in 22 Jump Street. All three of them took a beat, then immediately crashed out when they realized the straight cis dude was the one playing a changeling, and that they hadn’t thought of it first.

[–] Mangoguana@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I play dnd to set up a good torturous moral hypothesis to observe how my players react :P

And testing out fun game concepts on a free audience for my game dev while getting paid in snacks and grass :D

[–] AceOnTrack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)