If you shave your ass you chafe like fucking crazy.
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I eat a lot of fibre; makes the cleaning part a lot easier.
But these hairs that we have a fetish for removing are functional for our health and comfort, to varying degrees.
I take a monster shot of psyllium husk everyday. Hardly anything to wipe and my shit no longer stinks.
What is this person's diet like? I mean feces is supposed to be a somewhat solid log, not a splattery mess. I guess Cheetos and Mountain Dew three times a day does that?
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A bottle of water. Wash yourself back there. Yes, like properly with your hand, like what you do in the shower. A lot more hygienic.
No, it's not "disgusting" doing that. You go back there with toilet paper anyway. You think shit moisture doesn't get on your hand when using toilet paper?
I tend to just hop in the shower for a sec.
But all of that is only really an option at home, anywhere else it's eternal wiping.
Or get a Bidet. Like a build in one.
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