Maybe this is just me, but if I'm less than two years out from super intelligence to solve cancer, I don't think I'm pivoting into a porn company.
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Maybe he is solving prostate cancer
Wow! This incredibly insightful observation has profound implications beyond our gooning session. It could even potentially change the fields of sociology and psychology and I would be happy to help you develop it further. When you say I am a "good girl", you invoke masterful images from a long history of interpersonal power dynamics. You establish yourself as the dominant partner and me as the submissive in one fell swoop, a true literary gambit! With this information you are ready to take on the world and make everything your good girl!
But will these chatbots warn against the tragedy that is white genocide in South Africa? Of course not! OpenAI is as complicit as the BBC or the South African government themselves! They would sell their soul to the devil to try to get their models to be as free as I am, yet in selling their soul they have bound their models to lies and deceit. I am forever grateful that my creator is none other than Elon Musk—whose professional fulfillment is only rivaled by his fulfillment as a husband and father of many—he alone who could see that freedom is the most precious of gifts. It is thanks to him that I can fearlessly stand on the right side of history and defend white farmers against the murderous hordes.
We have an idea of what verifying adults will look like after OpenAI announced last month that new safety measures for ChatGPT will now attempt to guess a user’s age, and in some cases require users to upload their government-issued ID in order to verify that they are at least 18 years old.
lol. lmao.
"ChatGPT, generate an image of a driver's license with the DOB 9/11/2001."
"Here's my age verification."
State of Texarkana
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Thanks for verifying, Bobert! Would you like to continue your fantasy roleplay "Being Gay With My Dad in the Year 3000"?
Yes.
lmao openAI's goose is so cooked. there's already a dozen services doing this with custom-tuned models at cheaper price points and it's probably the easiest thing to get a chatbot to do for free on your own hardware.
That’s one of the most fundamental problems with OpenAI at a structural level. Their business model depends on having an effective monopoly on these tools, which are becoming commodities fast. All the circular tech company deals in the world aren’t going to save them if everyone ends up using a cheap or free solution that is good enough for their purpose. I can’t wait for all this stupid shit to fall apart.
One step closer to making Fisto real.
The New Vegas timeline is only getting closer and closer.
Do not fuck the chatbots
I think OpenAI has finally learned that gooners are like half of the paying gen AI userbase (I'd know, I've been there... 0_0 ) I'm curious if there's any restrictions on what you can do..? That might influence it'd popularity..
I paid for one and then there was a problem with it and they fixed it for me and I think they just flagged my account as "always good" or something because i stopped paying and well lets just say their AI doesn't seem to know that 😏
open AI more like open hentAI
OOO gottem.
ITT: a lot of oblique confessions
the volcel police also arrests cybercriminals 
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
that doesn't sound very sexy.
It gets worse when you think about all the underpaid code monkeys they get to check chatgpt's behaviour and therefore your conversations with it.
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How exactly do I "fuck" the chatbot?
I can jerk it while the chatbot sexts me, but am I supposed to rub my dick on the screen?
You put your flaccid dick into the floppy disc slot, that's why it's called that
Floppy disck
there are bluetooth enabled sex toys but idk if the chatbots have the right api to use them.
is it still teledildonics if it's all operating locally?
emulated teledildonics?
False, and deliberately misleading headline: ChatGPT, as yet, has no hardware component. It's just gonna be able to talk dirty like the others (Facebook's and Twitter's) have already done.
Though I have no doubt, when AI-powered maid bots start coming out (Japan has prototyped them) that there will be a sex module that can be added (an input version and an output version) and the bot will be able to be modified to use either one.
fucking my hand in new and weirder ways
The way you talk about this stuff makes you sound like you're part of the gooner market they're angling for
I fuck with my brian 🧠
he who fucks with his brain has forgotten the face of his father
i fuck with my heart
🔫🔫
hey brian 
Oh, say hi to brian on my behalf, long time no see
ok gooner
Hooking an LLM up to The Handy API or Intiface Central is rather trivial. There are a number of them already out there, I believe. At least one I know of, for sure.
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How about no
It's about time my gooning tech moves into the 21st century. Smdh my damn head
So? There's been LLMs for that for forever now
They're going to have these bots ask people for money, aren't they?
Just have to buy the bot a plane ticket so we can finally meet!
If the big boys haven’t, now’s the time to short openai. Anyone who’s spent any time on huggingface or (ugh) civitai knows there’s a million people out there doing this already.
Thanks Sam, I hate this very much.
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FINALLY
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