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I feel like this would fit here nicely

A magic sword that can instantly kill anything it touches but it's stuck in it sheath and can't be removed.

"Wizards with Guns" did a couple of sketches based on this concept.

A magical sword that extends, but the longer you have it, the longer the incantation you have to say to get it to extend... Maybe show it some pictures of people cleaved in two, or try stabbing somewhere else to get it going.

This sword is enchanted with fire magic!

...The handle is made of super flammable material, though, and a bunch of people got third degree burns trying to weild it. There was a massive recall.

You know what "recall" means, though? Collector's item! These are rare af.

Magic sword of infinite sharpness.

Sheathing the sword, or holding it by the hilt, quillons, or pommel causes it to become incredibly heavy.

Wand of Premature Eruption: Launches a fireball that detonates immediately

Cloak of Levitation, but it just lets you float a foot off the ground without moving.

Hulk Strength, but dumber than Hulk. You smash anything in the area, including your supplies/allies/horse...

Cap of Invisibility, but you can't see anything either.

And I'm stealing that idea for my game, and that one, and this one is cool too ...

Collar of Commerece: +10 barter and gives canines the ability to understand commerece and run businesses, aflicts them with knowledge of economic exploitation and inequal power dynamics