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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago (11 children)
[–] irelephant@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

That take is lukewarm at best.

[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago (8 children)

People are dumb. Currency cannot work if it's not used as a currency. Cryptobros "investing" in it are the dumb ones, trading currency as it's stocks or something (not to mention, that stocks are dumb as well). How can it not be volatile?

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Hotter take: you missed out on it 15 years ago. I know I did.

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[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

You say that as if you don't think the entirety of capitalism is dumb.

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (10 children)

The difference is that first currency is backed by nation state trust.

Crypto is touted as independent of that, except we've seen that's not really the case in recent years. So yea, what's the point then of crypto?

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 200 points 4 days ago (47 children)

That's my secret trick: if you never earn enough money to be able to afford to invest, you lose nothing when the market crashes

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 156 points 4 days ago (1 children)

All went into some billionaire’s pocket who got a tip from the administration to short the stocks.

Was Barron. The call is coming from inside the house.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 117 points 4 days ago (6 children)

People in 2020: "I'm buying at the bottom of a market, I hope I get 30% yoy returns for the next five years"

People in 2025, last week: "Omg, it happened! I've more than doubled my money in less than five years!!! Crazy!!!!"

People yesterday, after a 5% market correction: "I'm destitute"

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

Leverage is a hell of a drug.

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[–] x00z@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

At first cryptos had a true value, as in people wanted it and saw the potential of the coin itself, and not of the price it had, thus raising the prices. Then it changed. Capitalists with their huge capital started playing the market. So instead of the cryptos having a monetary value based on their actual value to society, they got their monetary value from previously monetary values. This means that the value of the cryptos shifted towards how much value it could provide to the people investing in them.

At this point anybody with half a brain should have stopped caring about the actual monetary value of cryptos. Bitcoin was made for one thing and that was to be a decentralized alternative far away from any government. And now you have one government, that only consists of a mere 5% of all humans, that somehow made the market crash? Everybody that doesn't think this is beyond crazy is getting played, hard.

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[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 77 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You haven't lost a cent if you don't sell

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 67 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You also haven't lost a cent if you never bought.

[–] CoyoteFacts@piefed.ca 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'd definitely start considering inflation. If your money is stagnant and not earning interest, it is shedding value. Like it or not, we're all inherently playing the game; it's in everyone's best interest to learn the rules.

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[–] oplkill@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (4 children)

You also haven't lost a cent if you are broke.

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[–] ragingHungryPanda@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com 66 points 4 days ago (3 children)

wait, my investments are down between 2.5-3% from the day before. what's everybody freaking out about?

QQQ is still up 20% for the year

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 56 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Now you know how the average investor thinks and/or behaves

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Buy high sell low, that's my strategy and it's working great 🤑😎

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] sirico@feddit.uk 8 points 3 days ago

It's fine just the monthly pump and dump you didn't benefit though so enjoy the extra cost as funds just got shifted again

[–] gingernate@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 days ago

Time to buy

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 29 points 4 days ago

Whales: our investments.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 23 points 4 days ago (9 children)
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[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I thought something happened. SNP 500 is just down half a percent over the last month.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There was a drop of about 3% on Friday because of rumors of tariffs/insider trading. Trump waited for markets to close on Friday to officially announce it. But futures don't look bad anyways.

Also Crypto fluctuation, as usual, have been more than that. Bitcoin is only down like 7% over the last week and 3.4% over the last 3 months, but its up like 80% YOY, so hardly a problem if this has been a long-term thing.

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 13 points 3 days ago

I hope someone takes my retirement and invests it on bitcoin. I don't want to live much longer past my useful life. A good heart attack could do the trick.

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (8 children)

How is a 10 percent drop in BTC price considered a great amount of volatility?

I don't get it

[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

They’re saying some guy in china cashed out trillions because of the trump tariffs

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In 1987 the s&p500 fell 20%

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, Black Monday and similar in the Dot Com Bubble, the Sub Prime Mortgage crisis, and COVID.

But these are events that got named. BTC loses a chunk of value it's just Tuesday.

Have some in your portfolio, sure. But all crypto added together has a similar market cap to Microsoft or Apple, and when BTC dips, all the other crypto follows it.

Individual share also fall 10% regularly.

If you weight you portfolio by asset value then 0.2% should be in crypto.

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