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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 64 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] carrylex@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

Codeberg win

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 53 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The original said the code is compiling.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 2 days ago

Now the AI is "thinking"

[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

And then Microsoft bought github and managed to waste even more time than bad compiles

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Why not just keep working with your local copy, and commit when the server is back up?

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Has Github been down this often before Microsoft took over?

[–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Kinda. Less people used it back then so less eyes on downtime.

But its been a couple of times per month for a while now. And its causing delays at work. Here's to hoping they mess up enough that we can switch to something better!

[–] nogooduser@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I find this very odd because Azure DevOps is hardly ever down in our experience.

[–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't think they are on azure yeah?

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

They mostly aren't. They just announced they will be migrating the entire system to azure in the coming months tho

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Damn man. It took me months to convince the team to get off azdo

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think it used to be down more often. But it's been a long time and memories aren't reliable.

What changed is that it mostly only did git, that isn't in a time-sensitive work process. So nobody cared much if it was down.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago

Yeah, it didn't have CI runners or complex project management features. Pushing code can be done later. Looking at open-source issues can be done later.

[–] carrylex@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

That was so long ago I don't think that's comparable. But you can read through the availability report history

[–] IcyToes@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

Who knew a distributed VCS needed a connection to write and commit code...

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Remember when tech workers were treated this well by their employers?

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We still are if you find a smaller company run by people who love tech, not just money. It's not as easy to find as big tech jobs used to be though.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Absolutely!

Unless you have assholes on your team. Luckily I haven't had many.

[–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago

Yep at work gonna get a coffee.

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

Once radicle becomes viable and federated source forges are finally in vogue, github can suck it and these kinds of things will belong to the past.