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[–] whoisthedoktor@lemmy.wtf 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Socks bad, shoes bad

They are feet prisons.

Bare feet club represent.

We rally against the evil places that require shoes to enter. Boo them!

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Shoes require socks, that’s fine. If I’m not wearing shoes the socks come off. This makes going to friends homes sometimes awful if I’m wearing just socks. Sweaty prisons

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Absolutely not. Not only it is a hot prison but now each toe is in solitary confinement. Not for me

Have you tried wool or cotton socks? I'm talking socks with NO polyester or anything else like it in there. It might help with that damp feeling.

[–] mugthol@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 days ago

Take slippers with you. I do that for some friends apartments that have cold floors

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago

I have must wear socks at all times UNTIL I'm suddenly all at once done with them then I MUST take them off

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 points 6 days ago

I'm a no socks is too cold, socks is to hot, so I have to constantly be taking them off and on.

[–] psion1369@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I only wear socks when I have to, and then they have to match exactly. Otherwise, barefoot and flip flops as much as possible.

I took a while to toughen up my feet, did some barefoot hiking and trail running. Now it honestly doesn't bother me. You can just get in the mood that, my feet are cold and that's fine. So I guess I wear socks when I want to.

[–] nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org 3 points 6 days ago

wool stirup-ankle warmers finger shoes.

socks when no braincells, unless the floor is pretty clean. then warmers or barefoot.

Natural fibers only unless sport material. Too many brands sneaking polyester and acrylic in. Sweatmakers.

It costs so to opt out of plastic...

must have same size/tension. DIY taught me such.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 days ago
[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 days ago

depends on the socks, how hot is it today

also the "am i a goblin-halfling hybrid today, or am i feeling pretty" dilemma

yeah, like the other guy said

don't remind me of socks

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago

Used to wear no socks at all, had the stinkiest imaginable shoes, always damaged, lots of foot fungus and other feet-related health problems.

Now I'm wearing a fresh pair of sports-compression-socks every day and it's heaven for my feet.

[–] Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

Do not remind me that socks exist

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago

For me it's temperature based. I'm wearing socks unless the temperature is above 27 Celsius, at which point I'm comfortable wearing shorts and sandals.

Under 23 C my entire skin needs covering except hands & head. I cannot stand exposed skin at that point.

When it's below 5 C I wear long socks because I lose a lot of heat through they legs.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago

I read about some surprising statistics over here. One of the leading causes of death: accidents at home. On top of that list: wool socks in the winter. Yeah I've slipped and fallen before, and I dread that, and I don't wear socks at home, thanks

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago
[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Socks are oppression from society.

socks alone make my feet too hot, but shoes are fine. is that a sensory issue?

[–] Moidialectica@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

i used to walk around without socks. until the back of my foot got fucked up from all the rubbing my shoes did, I had to put tissues on them and hobble my way back home.

[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 77 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Must wear socks at all times, socks must not flop at the toe or they are sent to die a horrible death.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Floppy socks are to me a clearer sign of degeneracy than if I caught someone mixing poop with alcohol to make the poop last longer.

[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Well... You certainly have a way with words... Some might characterize it as "slightly nauseating," but that still counts as 'a way' if you ask me.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (14 children)

I have 'i feel other people's piercings' sensory issues.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 week ago

Look, she’s still not gonna let you feel her boobs.

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[–] ephrin@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Only socks with shoes. Can’t wear shoes without socks, but once the shoes come off the socks have to as well.

Same. I can't wear shoes without socks, and I can't wear socks without shoes. It's a both or neither situation.

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[–] Ciderpunk@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Socks are required at all times, especially indoors, unless showering or in bed. No socks in bed. Socks may be taken off if my feet get too hot but the socks must be left nearby to put back on, and also feet cannot touch floor. Socks nearby can only be then used to retrieve new socks as socks should never be put back on once removed unless in an emergency such as getting too hot.

Ideally said socks are then inside slippers to provide additional insulation from evil floor textures, but no slippers without socks. Also socks can never be pure white, that is disgusting, socks must be ideally black, but dark is fine as long as not majority white fabric. Socks must be tight enough to not move, but also not too tight as to cause discomfort. Also that inside seam near the toes must never be noticeable. If it is, those are coming off immediately and getting thrown away.

Boy this sounds insane when I type out all my rules…

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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

..........neither? Why do people keep asking how autistic my ADD is? Seriously.

I prefer just wearing socks with no shoes when I play drums, so I can feel the pedal, and without them my feet will be cold on the metal. Is that what you mean sensory issues?

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Socks all the time. All the time. all the fucking time. If socks didn't get wet in the shower I'd wear them in there.

Edit: actually, thinking about it, wet socks are probably worse than anything. Like buzzing insects make my brain itchy and my spine tickle, but wet socks do something far far far worse.

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[–] Perspectivist@feddit.uk 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It's not a sensory issue - I just like wearing socks. Not everything needs to be pathologized.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 22 points 1 week ago

But do you get unexplainable discomfort when you aren't wearing socks? That's the sensory issue. If you don't get that, then it's just a preference.

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Neither. Must wear socks when in the mood for socks.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Always wearing socks unless I’m bathing. No exceptions. Even at the beach. Even in the water. The socks don’t come off.

The first time my now wife saw me take off my socks she had a freak out like she didn’t believe they’d actually come off. Like watching someone remove their own skin.

I go through socks like nobody’s business. Recently upgraded to crew socks to get more durability.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 15 points 1 week ago

As a no socks gang member, this is horrifying lol

[–] Mesophar@pawb.social 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Darn Tough socks. Super durable, and lifetime warranty

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You’re like a foot never-nude!

Do the wet socks at the beach not bother you? I hate the feeling of wet socks.

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[–] Highlandcow@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago

Socks on all times, sometimes thigh highs cause I'm homosexual like that B)

[–] psvrh@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What about "socks must have broken elastic", "socks must be tight" and "both socks must be the same"?

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[–] tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like to subvert expectations by only ever wearing one sock.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Any "underwear sensory issues" folk in the house? I do not mean that in any sort of sexy way but in a "dear God get it off me" way.

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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I have socks can only be worn inside out sensory issues. The seam is evil. The seam cannot touch my toes. Get the seam away from me, the seam is like nails on a chalkboard, if I feel the seam all I can think about is the seam, the wiggly, stupid, always there, annoying, ever-present seam. Fuck you, seam.

But if I'm at home I'm naked. Just straight up.like, not no socks, no clothing at all

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