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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know how to stare at walls or ceilings for hours at a time.

[–] teegus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pretty solid skill in this day and age. I can stare at the walls or ceilings for about ten seconds before becoming restless.

[–] portuga@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Have you tried looking at floors? Pretty soothing

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I knew this guy once who claimed to know a guy who knows the entire alphabet.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Like, even the ones after P?

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah! But what's really interesting is the part that comes before P, you know the letter elimeno? Turns out it's actually the letters L. M. N. O I tell you this guy is smart.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

The tip of a shoelace is called an Aglet

[–] ywuduyu@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I am experienced at not knowing a lot. Does that help?

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago
[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

hi there i can do some stuff sometimes, hit me up about it, or don't

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

I had a dream once where I did something. It's all a bit vague now, but does that count?

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 3 points 1 week ago

My eyes can see all the way to the moon. Yeah you could say I got some experience with moon-gazing, once I looked at it for quite some time - Nearly a minute!