Oh no I put too much sugar in my sauce. Time to make some dogshit passata cookies instead
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Glue pizza?
Where are you guys seeing all these ads? Do you not have adblockers?
Live TV 😐
I'm so used to hard adblock everything, no ai google - that one time i opened adblockless browser and tried googling something instantly turned into that Joe Pesci meme - so many ads - KILL IT WITH FIRE
They're making it up. Just like how Republican memes make up situations about dangerous immigrant crimes happening in their city. AI bullshit on lemmy is the same shit as Republican immigration views on the right.
Some people aren't terminally online. This includes watching TV or listening to the radio.
Sure thing, you want to make a sandwich. What a fun idea to put a twist on a longstanding lunch tradition! I like the way you think! Would you like me to help pull together an organized list of ideas for some delicious breaded creations?
Talkie Toaster created. Red Dwarf timeline confirmed.
At a gas station i saw a sandwich that said "inspired by AI" we're getting dumber every day
It's your choice not to use a tool. But don't blame the tool because you refuse to see it's use. This type of meme is no different then the bullshit I see with republican memes. It's some made up fantasy placating your own bias.
I hate the ones where they have things made out of unexpected materials like jello keyboard. It they have marbles or whatever and they spread it on toast as is gets smashed like jam.
Like, how is that supposed to impress anyone?
they're so common because someone is consuming them. there's money to be made there somehow
Me: What should I have for lunch?
AI: Have you ever tried pinecone jam and barbequed hammers?
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Huh, I've lived without ads of any kind other than what I see at the tramstop or going past stores that I never thought about AI ads being a thing. It's not surprising at all, both their existence and people falling for it, but it's just such a weird realisation.
The often used idea, in all kinds of media, of someone living in a weird dystopia and not really being aware of it but slowly getting hints and seeing stuff that makes them go "huh, this is some weird shit that's apparently daily life for a lot of people" is something I feel more and more.
And this isn't some "I'm smarter than them/everyone else" thing, it's just that my brain is wired in a way where I often get these moments of difference, and I know many people feel the same, especially here.
Never used or had interest in AI for anything other than a few minutes of "let's try this AI image generation thing to make weird shit".
To be fair, the users they target really are bumbling idiots who need this.
I see a frightening amount of women on hinge that answer the promt: who do you to to when you need help (or something) with chatgpt. Or chat gpt wrote my bio or chatgpt things i'm really smart
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Where are all of you seeing ads anywhere?
Use something else.
Have you tried Voyager?
Jebora is adfree
try adaway/trackercontrol/rethinkdns or luckypatcher
Look up Blockada on F-Droid, it will save you from those. I think it also has a Google Play version, but I can't vouch for that one working as intended
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you may laugh but that is the end goal. we're already seeing this in people who are overreliant on AI: you get used to off-loading your brain activity so much that you need to consult AI for the most basic shit. like remembering to eat, or calculating 4+10.
@grok is this real?
Good question! This reminds me somewhat of the great and excellent Adolf Hitler, who would distribute sandwiches to the masses. Let's clone him! Give your money to your local fascist cult!
@Grok: I don't know but here's a white supremacist conspiracy theory stated as fact, straight from Elon's ketamine brain
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They always seem to have bought ad time without any real idea what to pitch. One would have thought that'd be a step in the process but apparently not.
It can summarise your text messages!
Oh, yes, because that's an insurmountable amount of text to read, please hold my hand through this difficult time.
It's gonna be a milti trillion dollar industry.
Okay but what for.
Multi... Trillion... Just think about it.
But what does it do?
You wouldn't get it
Hey AI, I bought ad time without any real idea what to pitch, what do I do
AI: Sandwich
Wow
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