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[–] SupFBI@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

Today was a good day. Didn't even have to use my snake-k.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

My anaconda-

Don't.

Want.

None.

Unless you got GUNS, Hun!

(Whip crack)

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

OK, that one's good!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Political power grows out the barrel of a snek.

(this image is fake btw so no animal abuse)

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Well, they do give the besssst sssnugglesss, too... guessss sssnakesss really are the bessst!

^Snake snuggle. Them's cute. I want a snake hug!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's a coiled rope snake.

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

I definitely see two snakes there.

I guess these could be useful to a revolution just like the gun snake, after all, we'll need some rope to hang all the capitalists, right? And no one wants to buy rope from them to hang them with!

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A snake hug would probably kill you tho ohnoes

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm pleased to inform you that hugs from big constrictors are actually quite nice as long as you don't let them coil around your neck.

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Snakes give the best hugs. Good squeezes.

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Well, so would a bear hug, and I also want one of those, so.

(There are plenty of recorded cases of pet snakes who give perfectly safe cuddles. The bigger ones could absolutely crush you, but if they know you/are well trained, they won't.)

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

(There are plenty of recorded cases of pet snakes who give perfectly safe cuddles. The bigger ones could absolutely crush you, but if they know you/are well trained, they won't.)

That's... surprisingly wholesome

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Yep, it sure is! Look up "snakes give the best hugs", lots of pics and video out there of wholesome snake snuggles!

[–] hedd616@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

dont tread on my 2nd amendment

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

OK, this one's great! Very Amerikkkan, but also funny!

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Airport security screening scene from Snakes on a Plane 2

[–] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Col Campbell: Snake, you'll need to procure your equipment in the field.

Snake: I've got another idea.

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Snake, Eater.

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"I'll swallow it whole, then figure out how to get it out of me once I need it!"

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 2 days ago

The American little prince

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Looks like they have a stomach sn-ache, am I right?

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Okay, that's a pretty good pun. You win so far.

[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 day ago

gunther point "Check out my new snake gun!"

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

rifle is fine

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And it's down along the Falls Road is where I long to be

Lying in the dark with the provo company

A comrade on me left, and another one on me right

And a clip of ammunition for my little Armalight

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Oooh! I love that song! Okay, you win the thread!

[–] SweatySteven@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

SNAKE, YOU ENJOY THE KILLING

[–] Banned@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

Removed by mod

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The last chapter of Hunter X Hunter during the hiatus before the current one Edit: 390, turns out.