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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I played all of Death Stranding 2 with BOOBA written on my back because I thought it was funny.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Some people just like rolling up new PCs 🤷🏼‍♂️😅😶

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 days ago

I get around this by having the memory of a goldfish for metagaming knowledge.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

My low wiz eldrich knight that keeps touching blatantly cursed shit and just rolling with it.

[–] IncognitoMosquito@beehaw.org 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My tiny tortle sorcerer is obsessed with putting gems in his mouth. The DM knows this. The party knows this. It makes for some very funny conflicts

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

please tell me they experience different flavours from gems, like they're candy, but the other party members keep trying to taste gems and it's always just flavourless crystal.

and every now and then your sorcerer meets someone who shares their baffling ability to use gems as infinite gobstoppers, and they start enthusiastically chatting about what materials and cuts are best, as everyone else just looks on in confusion and exasperation

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[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's why I always play half elves. I mean, they're like 60 to 80 years old. They have seen some shit. They have learned some shit. They've been in human society that entire time, even if they're only physically in their early 20s.

Reasonably, I have enough local background knowledge to address myriad situations.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago

slightly neurotic diviner who almost always knows what's optimal, and struggles between doing the obviously ideal thing or rejecting that and knowingly doing something suboptimal so they aren't just a puppet to the magic

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[–] interdimensional_sharts@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

No, that's Johnny Gat.

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