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Kelly - Signature Moves (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago by Wertheimer@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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https://theonion.com/signature-moves/

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[–] reaper_cushions@hexbear.net 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The Epstein letter on the table is chefs-kiss

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

”NFT” is pretty good too, although even Kelly knows they don’t qualify for (latest fad) status anymore all-my-apes-gone

And…is that a Vance/sicko hybrid?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Shots fired

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

Ha ha ha, it’s funny because the US has never even had a Gen X president!

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

How do you expect someone to be the leader of the free world if they don’t know how to drive a stick shift?

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Tag yourself

I'm JD's eye shadow

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm the glint on the signature booba

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

I'm liberty-weeping

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

I'm Epstein''s birthday card.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I am the tears in rain. I have seen things you wouldn't believe. The VMAs before the planes hit the two towers. I have battled Andross in Starfox 64 from inside a Toys'R'Us. All those moments will be lost in time, like couches in Barnes and Noble.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm hopeless failures :(

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

what's the guy with "T" shirt between NFT and the Epstein letter? Is that supposed to be my-hero ? I guess it is the Trump NFT showing the other side?

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

guess it is the Trump NFT showing the other side?

Yeah, it's supposed to be Trump.

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

the assassination attempt photo behind vance's head is immaculate