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[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As a full remote supporter i also agree Teams is insufficient (just use anything else!).

[–] dparticiple@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It never seems to get better.

If anything it feels like it's getting worse

[–] dparticiple@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 10 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds more like preparing for a lot of Quiet Firing (harassing people so they quit) when the AI bubble starts to deflate or pop.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Never going back to office.

I guess covid showed me the way to live.

[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pfft. Ever bought an Xbox One X box for Xbox One X because your Xbox One X doesn't come in a box?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

I’m using Xbox (classic), Xbox 365 and Xbox Series X interchangeably now as I’m not sure which one I’m supposed to be using.

[–] subiprime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

I even love saying the word, teams! You probably think this is a picture of my family on my desk... It's the A Team!

[–] Fossifoo@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

I agree on one thing: nobody should have to work on teams. All 3 of them.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Isn't that like, admitting your product is shite?

Also I think this isn't about Teams, no?

[–] Hallis20@piefed.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

This reminds me of the "TEAM!" Speech by Denholm Reynholm in IT Crowd, Thx.