this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2025
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[–] ExFed@programming.dev 36 points 4 days ago (35 children)

Maybe build infrastructure that gets people off the road so you can get to work on time.

Last I checked a bike takes up less space than a car.

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[–] einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 days ago (3 children)
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[–] philophilsaurus@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 days ago

The funniest part about this is I’m constantly surrounded by cunts on my commute to work but none of them are on bikes.

Being a cunt isn’t exclusive to your chosen vehicle.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I make other drivers late just by driving the speed limit.

[–] remon@ani.social 6 points 4 days ago

Why does it have to be car propaganda? I only walk or use public transport and still hate them.

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 3 points 4 days ago

Aww, man... I want a recumbent tricycle.

[–] itztalal@lemmings.world 0 points 3 days ago

I'll admit, this is the first post to make me legitimately laugh on c/funny.

[–] ExtremeCyclist@sh.itjust.works -3 points 3 days ago

Now I'm gonna take my bike and buy a crowbar. You never know when one of these idiots needs some face modelling.

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