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Charlie Kirk’s Image Could Be Printed on New U.S. Currency (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I hope this causes Sacagawea and Susan B. Anthony to rise from the grave and bitch-slap some motherfuckers.

[–] LoremIpsumGenerator@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Wtf!

-JFK

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

I will rob a bank just to burn those notes.

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Make it a bill so we can wipe our ass with it. Burn it. Deface it. All that fun stuff.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They'll be going full China and make it a crime to deface the dear leader.

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[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 13 points 4 days ago

Good! BETTER a WHITE MAN than ANY Women or Blacks or Gays! And if this Offends you SUCK IT UP this is what Charlie Kirk preached!

[–] gary@piefed.world 12 points 4 days ago

Of course they wanna make him into a fucking commemorative coin lmao perfect thing to sell on antenna tv informercials

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Horst Wessel

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[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago

A much more original way to devalue your currency than the Romans.

May it go to zero.

[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

A fresh attempt at currency devaluation

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Please let it be a low denomination coin so I can have trains run over his face.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

the strokes didn't work, but seeing Charlie's massive dome on a currency before his own crusty mug will definitely do it.

say hello to president couchfucker.

[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

A podcaster? For fuck sakes guys.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I’ve always wanted an excuse to wipe my ass with money

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[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

BOYCOTT MONEY!

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

you have no power over me - cashless people

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The federal government has a ton of power over cashless people what are you talking about

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