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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Wait until he gets his 30 lashes with the pink feather boa. That's when the crowd goes wild.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (3 children)

One of the local churches near me would give everyone a pvc pipe cross lol

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

At Easter they give everyone a palm cross, then if you still have it by Christmas, you're supposed to burn it, but no one ever does still have it by Christmas, so they give you a new one. Then they burn that one.

This is supposed to signify something, but I don't think anyone knows what.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 days ago

You can’t cross a bear with wheels.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I don't care who this asshole is, but whoever it is, one phrase comes to mind,
Fake christian, fake as A.I.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 5 days ago

Pretty sure I heard a parable/fable/story about some ~~asshole~~ impious person doing something like this back during catholic catechism

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Practicing what he preached.

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

do you want to hear THAT sound??

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

In the book, the sound gets to him, it's core to the scene.

They cut that for the movie and you know for a fact these idiots don't read, so there you have it.

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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I don't get it? What am I missing?

[–] comrade19@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

I think dragging the cross is a metaphor because it's heavy but this fellas got the wheels

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[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

Man babies need their training wheels.

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