the worms in the brains fight the autism nano-bots into a stalemate and block their 5G. while, simultaneously powering-up your JO crystal so you can see through the grand illusion. which is a p cool bonus.

[–] picklemeister@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

rfk branded whale juice coming to a store near you

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Get Yer Head Right with Kennedy's Old Tyme Right Whale.

Right Whale:
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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

   AUTISM
ANNOUNCEMENT

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

just run that MFer through the sharpen filter a few dozen more times

[–] miz@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

I don't want to live in this clown show country any more

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your mom took an aspirin once so now you're autistic, sorry.

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tylonal is different then aspirin and people take tylonal instead of aspirin because there are actual health risks when taking aspirin while pregnant.

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I know they're different but they are equally the non-cause of autism. Specifying that his claim being acetaminophen during pregnancy causes autism goes against the point I'm making which is the absurdity that an OTC analgesic (which are different from NSAIDs) with no real mechanism for causing autism is somehow the cause. And low-dose aspirin is beneficial for people who are predisposed to preeclampsia. It's high-dose aspirin that's a problem. Even so, it doesn't cause autism.

[–] principalkohoutek@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

From the thumbnail, i thought that was Alex Trebek and this was a weird Jeopardy category

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

:autism-announcement:

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

it looks like something from a cursed yakuza mod

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

so what was the big announcement, just "it's tylenol"? i will not be watching rfk

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Coming out as autistic? I'm so proud of her, slay queen!

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: