Golf: that egg didn't break, better go find it and try again
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2025
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Curling: Let's play with some really clean rocks.
Baseball like: give u three chances to hit this onion over that fence
These are great ways to describe sports.
football is all like "ew i don't want to touch this panda egg"
Tennis used to be played with a snowball.
Ice hockey be like “gimme de patty or I’ll beat you.”
Fencing is fairly straight forward (and poke).
Touché
In tennis, I'm pretty sure it's a lime.