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[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago

Golf: that egg didn't break, better go find it and try again

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Curling: Let's play with some really clean rocks.

[–] Profligate_Parasite@lemmy.today 9 points 16 hours ago

Baseball like: give u three chances to hit this onion over that fence

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 13 hours ago

These are great ways to describe sports.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 6 points 15 hours ago

football is all like "ew i don't want to touch this panda egg"

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Tennis used to be played with a snowball.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

Ice hockey be like “gimme de patty or I’ll beat you.”

[–] LongLive@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Fencing is fairly straight forward (and poke).

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 11 points 19 hours ago
[–] grumpusbumpus@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

In tennis, I'm pretty sure it's a lime.