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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk (theonion.com)
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[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bitch I ain't read no good

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Hello fellow public school grad.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Charlie who?

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I think he was some sort of master debater.

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Gasp! I ain’t working though and y’all are paying taxes to support me.