surprising thing happens in Surprise
wtf why else would you live there if you don't want this kind of thing
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surprising thing happens in Surprise
wtf why else would you live there if you don't want this kind of thing
You live there if you want a huge ugly ass mcmansion and are scared of any businesses that aren't chains.
Surprise AZ. It's a sleepy little inbred mostly white town that lies NW of the Greater Phoenix area. The only exciting thing happening in Surprise is when the fighter jets from nearby Luke AFB flyover.
I think the guy just wanted the town to live up to its name.
What's the charge, relieving myself during a children's movie? 
Wait, Demon Slayer is a children's movie?
You know what, this is actually genuinely debatable, there are strong arguments on both sides.
I don't think it's appropriate for kids, but there are kids at my niblings' elementary school walking around with Demon Slayer backpacks.
No, it's a children's movie. It's fine to like it anyway -- I'll watch it at some point most likely -- but it's clearly a children's movie.
It's literally R rated, children aren't allowed in the theater
That would probably need to be explained as a difference in rating systems, since the movie wasn't made in America. Demon Slayer was a shonen series in the foremost shonen magazine, the target demo is explicitly adolescent boys.
idk I've never seen it, just assumed it was shounen stuff since kids were in the theater lol
It's considered kid-friendly (I think, at least like 12-18 kids) in Japan since the manga is considered to be shonen which is for teenage boys. In the West, it's often considered to be mature, hence why it's rated R.
The series has a lot of blood and violence and general dark themes, this is considered appropriate for kids in Japan but not appropriate for kids in the West.
Either way, as others have mentioned, there are tons of people outside the target demographic that adore it, such as adults and little kids.
It is mainly a children's movie, though it has an adult following too
Extensive Slack chat logs passed to authorities:
Hexbear mod: You weren't the one who did it right???
Hexber user: I am I'm sorry.
Hexbear mod: I thought they caught the person?
Hexbear user: no, they grabbed some old dude, then interrogated someone in similar clothing. I had planned to dab the tip with a napkin from the concession stand, but most of it had already dribbled down my leg. it's quiet, almost enough to wipe it on the seat but there's still a family watching the credits.
Hexbear mod: Why?
Hexbear user: Why did I do it?
Hexbear mod: Yeah
Hexbear user: I had too much water at the asparagus eating contest. Some times you can't hold it. If I am able to carry the popcorn bucket I used down to the bathroom, I will have left no evidence. Going to attempt to dump it again, hopefully that family will have moved on. I haven't seen them question the smell.
Hexbear mod: How long have you been planning this?
Hexbear user: Since the third act started I believe. I could have went to the bathroom but I didn't want to miss the part where the guy slays the demons. I didn't want to chance it.
Do you think it was a coincidence that it happened during Zenitsu's fight?
"Urine Breathing, First Form..."
Not me confusing Demon Slayer with Kpop Demon Hunters (my kids are into both and now I feel like the adults who called everything a Nintendo)
Embrace it, calling all the Pokémon Pikachu is my current favourite.
My guy just stay in your seat and pee in a bottle, people do that literally all the time in movie theaters
Popcorn smells really strong today.
Saw a TikTok of him getting his ass beat over it
yeah I saw that too. I thought he got his ass handed to him also, but looking at his face he doesnt seem lumped up and swollen like I would knda expect.
Have viral marketing campaigns gone too far?
Shaming ppl for public urination is Woke
Which of you did this 
LET MY PEOPLE GO!!
me using movie mindset to predict lulls in the plot where I can go to the bathroom without missing anything important 
God forbid a dude has hobby!
the man holding another pissboy down
Average anime fan