I got bored one day. So, I put everything on a bagel… everything. All my hopes and dreams, my old report cards, every breed of dog, every personal ad on Craigslist… sesame… poppy seed… salt. And it collapsed in on itself.
this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2025
513 points (97.2% liked)
Comic Strips
19387 readers
2404 users here now
Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.
The rules are simple:
- The post can be a single image, an image gallery, or a link to a specific comic hosted on another site (the author's website, for instance).
- The comic must be a complete story.
- If it is an external link, it must be to a specific story, not to the root of the site.
- You may post comics from others or your own.
- If you are posting a comic of your own, a maximum of one per week is allowed (I know, your comics are great, but this rule helps avoid spam).
- The comic can be in any language, but if it's not in English, OP must include an English translation in the post's 'body' field (note: you don't need to select a specific language when posting a comic).
- Politeness.
- AI-generated comics aren't allowed.
- Adult content is not allowed. This community aims to be fun for people of all ages.
Web of links
- !linuxmemes@lemmy.world: "I use Arch btw"
- !memes@lemmy.world: memes (you don't say!)
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Did they put antimatter bagel on the everything bagel?!
Yes.
For those of us who get it that is one of best moments in movie history.
And for those of us who don't? Need source please...
Everything Everywhere, all at Once
Learn Buddhism, specifically the concept of everything.
Here is a basic start. https://philosophiesoflife.org/buddhist-philosophy/
Bro you did not just answer someone asking about comtext for a funny image from a meme by telling them to learn a whole-a*s philosophy
They asked and they received.
I was watching that movie with my wife and she fell asleep like 10 minutes in. She woke up over an hour later and was like "what the fuck is this movie about?"
The bagel !
Sucked… into…
(sharp inhale)
a bagel.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe
I don’t need all the purposes, I need just one. Get me the universe bagelling flour.
Bread Flour would be better, higher protein content.
I can just add protein by adding ground beef to my mixture.
I think you'll end up with a different Bacteria than yeast.
Extra flavor
My favorite part is how he seems angrily defiant about it.
That is literally funny. And I’m not talking about Rob Lowe Literally.
He'd have to defeat the AI paperclip maker first
All hail the Bagel!!!