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[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 1 month ago

I genuinely can't tell if the thumbnail pic is edited or not. It probably is, but his actual face:head dimensions were wild. Phrenologists would love to get their hands on that one. I hope his wife does the right thing.

[–] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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[–] reaper_cushions@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Honestly, his thumbnail for the follow up video is genuinely hilarious.