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[–] abscond@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They just needed a shoulder to crayon.

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Just wow you win the dad joke of the year !

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The green line at the bottom is the border of where they were allowed to draw.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Boundaries are good

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

As a 38yr old artist person, I would like to thank you for reminding me of my own father letting me draw all over his arms when I was much younger. I can't speak for your kids, but I remember my gratitude at the time (which I would recognize later) that my dad was letting me do something otherwise not ok for the sake of silliness and love.

Not to get all serious about it. But I hope you do cherish this, in the off chance your kids remember the love!

Edit: "in the off chance" I meant as "I don't know what kids are into these days I feel old!!"

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Absolutely I cherish it. I'm very proud that the kid wants to interact with me in this, or any other, way. Please feel free to interpret any of the hearts currently on my arm as being relayed to you!

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hah, awesome! Now go get that made permanent for ultimate dad points.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] BaroqueInMind@piefed.social 15 points 1 week ago

If you don't get that permanently tattooed on there, you would disappoint the entire internet greatly.

[–] guynamedzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

PEER PRESSURE. PEER PRESSURE. PEER PRESSURE. SUCCUMB TO THE PEER PRESSURE!

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

Photograph it fully first etc, but a clean arm lets them draw another one next weekend.

[–] Olmai@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Honestly, I fell asleep and kind of forgot about this, then woke up and was briefly alarmed about the number of colors visible on my shoulders.

Then I almost immediately remembered letting the kid draw on my arms and smiled.

[–] CrimsonMishaps@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Dammit, I was coming to the comments to drop that one.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've seen supposedly professionally done tattoos that are objectively worse

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll be honest, when I posted this picture of my kid's drawings, I didn't expect so much conversation about tattoos.

If I didn't think it would embarrass them as an adult, I would probably seriously consider it for at least some of the art. The rainbow is my favorite option.

[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Good on you for not being one of those shitty parents who thinks embarrassing their children is the highest form of entertainment.

That being said, it would be an awesome tattoo...

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's such a beautifully positive picture full of love!

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How can you tell?

It's the hearts, isn't it? I bet it's the hearts.

Being serious, though, the three people depicted are supposed to be the kid, the mom and me. I love it when they fondly represent the family.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Hearts and Rainbows. All signs of happiness and caring happening, besides the "yeah you can draw on my arm" chill vibe

[–] rarsamx@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is there something like Reddit "mademesmile" group? This really belongs there.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

There's at least one "wholesome" community.

Thank you for the kind comment!

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was just thinking, if my kids did that I would tattoo at least part of it. That would be an amazing tattoo to have.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I'm tempted. It would be the first tattoo with any color I got.

Amusingly, one of my other tattoos is of a maze / labyrinth (you can see it in my recent post history) and another drawing the kid did last night was of the path through.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

My kids gave me a sharpie sleeve recently, and I took a bunch of pictures. I'm definitely considering it for my first tattoos.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That is so sweet!

Unfortunatly for you dad, it's time to frame it!

That’s one that some might consider getting one of permanently done in the same spot with a real tattoo.

that's a pretty tattoo