Sugar and petroleum based synthetic flavorings with a 10000000000000000000000000000% mark-up. Yay!
this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2025
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are you alright, man? did jellybeans kill your family or something?
that scene was so well done it made my stomach hurt a bit. No joke.
It wasn't a quick way to go.
I don't think that jelly beans have much petroleum in them, but if you want to eat the raw ingredients and avoid any markup
which I'm pretty sure is a few orders of magnitude lower
I imagine that one could do so.
This is an advertisement.
I wanna munch
KFC is always doing these weird "who asked for this" PR stunts. Anything but to actually improve the quality of their nasty food ig
I once decided to try their weird sandwich that had two pieces of chicken as the bun. The lady at the drive through legit said "I don't know how to make that." I drove away and forgot that KFC even existed.
Did the KFConsole ever happen?
The 11 herbs and spices are salt.
Sad because KFC used to be good.
Everything good about KFC has nothing to do with their actual chicken: parfaits, bowls, wedges (I don't know if parfaits are around anymore)
wings aren't terrible, but they seem expensive now, I eat them with leftover chick fil a sauce and bdubs manga habenero, hate kfc sauces, all just below mid
Any fast food place that has wedges gets a second look from me.
I fuck with potato wedges.
Stupid as this is, I'm not opposed to more Wonka-level weird flavors in jellybeans.
The grass and black pepper flavors in the Harry Potter ones kinda slapped.
i have eaten huge amounts of the buttered popcorn flavored jelly beans. they're delicious.
I'm not that rabid about them, myself, but I will concede that they're much better than I'd initially expected when hearing about them.
Those were always my favorite, too. They could make flavors for every typical Thanksgiving food and it would probably kick ass.
Original or extra crispy?
I've always wondered what happened to the fryer-skimmings that were packaged up at the end of the night and sent off to corporate. Guess they've finally stockpiled enough and it's time to put the plan into motion.
They'll accompany them with vomit infused napkins
No thanks, I'll be able to provide my own
Well what the hell am I supposed to do with this vomit infuser?
Narsty
Don’t tell Zaron!
Too bad it's American garbage nonetheless, so I'll never taste it!
Enjoy your isolation, fascists/corporatists. I'm sure it will turn out great.
Bro has been wronged by jellybeans and is hurting.