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[–] VapeNoir@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

brb stuffing shrimp into my (soon to be second) mouth

[–] miz@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

a second mouth means you can eat more shrimp!

[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

With a second mouth I could DM my game without taking breaks to shove snacks in my face

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

it's a bit late to start doing viral marketing for Alien Earth

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

Everyone named Kennedy has bad luck when it comes to brains huh

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The article doesn't have the bonus context: Cesium 137 is on fucking everything in the world but extra in the Pacific because of nuclear weapons testing

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

Raw shramp from Inn dough knee shah

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

boy I tell you when you gon' get that xenomorph gumbo goin', you gonna get a roux goin' and put some andouille in there, you gonna slap your momma it's gonna be so good, I guar-an-tee

chefs-kiss

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

i don't like shrimp that much but i'll take one for the team

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

that's the plot of district 9 mans ate some bad shrimp next thing u know bam instant allegory for an oppressed person

Extremely quick reflexes, electrical sense of enemies, metal teath, and giant goth dommy mommy to serve? Please tell me how to avoid... please?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

everything that comes out of this guy's mouth is this

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

this happened to my buddy eric