I do this silly thing where I hold my cat in front of me (with her face facing me) and I open my mouth wide and be like "hey you look delicous, can I take a bite?", like I'm pretending to be a predator in the wild trying to eat her.

My cat is not scared at all lol. I probably look like an idiot to my cat lol.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 2 days ago

Catloaf for dinner

[–] BoloMKXXVIII@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago

For ALF?

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

When I was a kid, my best friend had a cat and whenever he annoyed him, he'd threaten to cook him up like a rack of baby back ribs, so his nickname became kitty cat ribs. I have a cat now and her nickname is kitty cat ribs the 2nd, or just ribs for short.