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[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was Uruguay out in the country. There were more mosquitos that I'd ever had to deal with. I decided to let them bite me. Eventually they'll figure out that this blood isn't worth their time or something and just give up.

The next three days really sucked.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

Not as much as those 'quitoes!

^I'll^ ^see^ ^myself^ ^out^

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Did they just race swap Holli Would?

Why?

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

They couldn't find a scantily clad, hot, black cartoon chick?

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes, someone thinks about the poor Malaria, Dengue and other bacterias, also with a right of life?

[–] slakje@piefed.social 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have on several occasions left my uncovered leg as an offering for them so that they would stop zzzzZzzzZZzZing in my ear while I’m trying to sleep. They do it anyway. This is why we don’t negotiate with terrorists.

[–] Winter_Oven@piefed.social 48 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Ya know, I don't really mind the blood sucking part of mosquitoes. I don't like it, but that's their thing, so can't complain about that.

It's the dang diseases and the itch from hell that comes with it. Why can't they just suck blood in peace?

Seriously! I will SHARE my blood with you if you're not an asshole about it.

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 days ago

It's a blood thinner. That itch comes because we are allergic to the blood thinner they inject so they can suck more easily.

Some people claim to not get bitten by mosquitoes ever. That's false, they are simply not allergic to the blood thinner and nothing shows up after the mosquitoes leave, so they don't think they were bitten.

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago

And the flying next to your ear when you try to sleep

[–] xylol@leminal.space 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] xylol@leminal.space 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07Y3X5JDZ?psc=1

Saw it recommended on reddit before and got one recently, kind of trickier to use than I though you have to wait for the bites to get more visible and make sure you get the burner pad on.

It doesn't actually like burn your flesh but it does hurt pretty good

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 1 points 33 minutes ago
[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

I just returned from three weeks of mostly tent camping. Those assholes wouldn't even let me close the tent door in the morning before landing on my legs.

can i have a little too πŸ₯ΊοΈπŸ‘‰οΈπŸ‘ˆοΈ

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Fuck mosquitos, they're the one species I wish would go extinct.

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Too bad there are thousands of species. Bro’s going for a mass extinction.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago
[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Terrible idea if you are serious i have had people seriously suggest trying to do this it would be terrible on the ecosystem that feeds on them and their eggs including for example already engendered amphibians and that's just what we can predict.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Depends on where you are. On the east coast if the US, the largest mosquito species is invasive and not an important part of the ecosystem. There is a native species, but they aren't the ones cause issues. If we can destroy the invasive species specifically, that'd be great.

[–] guynamedzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wasn’t there a study recently that debunked the claim that mosquitoes were actually important?

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They've gone back and forth. I think if you large-picture it, it's pretty OK, something like 15% of bird and bat diets come from mosquitos. But at the micro level, some species may not cope. I am very fond of bats so I am ambivalent about this.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All these studies also preface this with the fact we are hardly arrogant to believe we have the knowledge to accurately predict all possible consequence. Either way this idea is weaker than the moral objection.

also not all mosquitoes drink blood

Phillipines Holly is not real and can't hurt you

[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago

I visited my friend for two days in VA the past week and got murdered by mosquitoes

These east coast mosquitoes have hands and I was not prepared

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They are so bad this year. Wtf is going on?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Literally climate change.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7068582/

Weather has a big impact on mosquito numbers & feeding behavior:

  • Cooler temperatures = more mosquitoes
  • Higher humidity = more mosquitoes
  • More rainfall = more mosquitoes (for some species)

https://biologyinsights.com/at-what-temperature-are-mosquitoes-most-active/

Climate is moving north, thus your area is likely getting wetter and more humid.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Partially correct, mosquitos prefer warm humid environments with stagnant water to lay their eggs this is why they're so prevalent in rain forests also they suck at flying so if it's windy outside you won't be bothered by many. Source: I live in the Midwest so I'm consistently getting molested be mosquitos

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm in the swampy part of VA, around where we literally lost colonies to mosquitoes. I'm also a mosquito magnet, where most people don't even get bit if I'm outside with them, but they're all over me. It's great...

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I'm also a mosquito magnet, I know how you feel brother/sister.🫑

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You might want to check that, the cool factor has been measured across several studies as per my links. ;) They have pretty concrete temperature boundaries.

[–] NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

In the trail near my home they are downright relentless. It's a popular place people go why are you biting me as if you'll starve.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 days ago

Isn't this the chick from Cool World that wanted to fuck Brad Pitt because he was real?

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

« Send a gift » for the girls

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The ladies are the biters. Not the guys.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 13 points 2 days ago

That's why I am a girls' girl.

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago