this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2025
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[–] quid_pro_joe@infosec.pub 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This would imply the existence of butthuggers

[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 21 points 3 days ago

This got me. Very good. Much laugh.

[–] BillibusMaximus@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

New band name: Alien Prolapse

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Infinite Sphincter Sequence

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 2 points 3 days ago

Nah man…. Nah…. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

[–] Cocopanda@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’m gonna 3D print this

[–] shai_hulud@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

You already doo, no?

[–] sundray@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago

It is the perfect organism...

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm not sure if they eat. Certainly they must, but I don't know if I've seen it.

If they eat they should probably poop. Right?

[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

If they were the perfect organism, and they are, they would just use their acid to dissolve everything they couldn't digest and build their organic structure with it

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 3 days ago

Anuception.

ass...

ticipation

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

....aaaand there's a new Pornhub tab.

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

"I got a bad feeling about this drop"