This would imply the existence of butthuggers
this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2025
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This got me. Very good. Much laugh.
New band name: Alien Prolapse
Fractal Prolapse
Infinite Sphincter Sequence
Nah manβ¦. Nahβ¦. π€¦ββοΈ
Iβm gonna 3D print this
You already doo, no?
It is the perfect organism...
I'm not sure if they eat. Certainly they must, but I don't know if I've seen it.
If they eat they should probably poop. Right?
If they were the perfect organism, and they are, they would just use their acid to dissolve everything they couldn't digest and build their organic structure with it
Anuception.
ass...
ticipation
....aaaand there's a new Pornhub tab.
"I got a bad feeling about this drop"