I suppose that all depends on your personal standards for beauty on both ends of the equation.
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Define "better."
Yummier
Nah. Tastes like shit.
Guess you need to find more attractive assholes.
With jelly or syrup. I prefer syrup!
Like do they have less gastrointestinal issues and also more photogenic buttholes i guess :) lol
I'll take this seriously as a non-troll considering the community we're in:
Unlikely, but impossible to verify. You can't know for sure unless someone goes around looking at lots of observations/data to see if they're correlated.
I suspect these 2 factors aren't related closely at all, but some things that contribute to beauty could contribute to a "pretty" butthole too i.e. clear skin, uniform complexion, less marks on the skin (blemishes, skin tags, etc).
I don't think there will be any correlation for fat/skinny people. I remember reading somewhere that its very difficult to tell about "looseness" even for people who use quite large anal toys. Even after use of large toys, the main difference will be of how fast the recoil is when the toy is removed. Someone may have given themselves haemarrhoids with the trauma though. Outside of this, I suspect all conversations around "looseness" are a variation of slut-shaming. Body tissue is elastic and healing, the idea of being "loosened" or "used up" is almost always overblown and disguised moral policing.
Thank you for reading my theoretical thesis on the beauty of anal sphincters.
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Butthole attractiveness is a new dimension of attractiveness that we aren't being measured on yet. There are generally attractive people going around with an ugly butthole and generally ugly people going around with one that should be immortalized.
So, attractive means a different thing to every single one of us. That said I will speak on my own tastes, which are admittedly kinda broad. I have found both more and less attractive anuses, much like similarly describable vulvae, are fairly equally distributed among women of just about every shape and size. Proportionality is in no way consistent, neither is appearance. Most are beautiful in their own way and I have been thankful for nearly every one of either that I have been granted access to. Some are definitely "better" than others, though I am certain that this is more a matter of preference than anything quantifiable.
I'm not very attractive, but my butthole is very good.
It's my best feature. Why I wear chaps.
Cant complain myself but also nothing to write home about ๐ . So so more or less
No, I'm very pretty with a shapely cyclist's ass but have very painful hemorrhoids.
Gotta be murder on the ol' prostate or whatever the lady prostate is
This is like asking if attractive people have better mouths. Not necessarily. This depends on how you weigh the feature in question in the overall math for "attractiveness", I wouldn't say there is a direct correlation just based on looks but if you take attractiveness as a health marker then the buttholes will be likely healthier in more attractive people on average. You would always have outliers though.
Pete Davidson said he has the asshole of a porn star because of his IBS or Chrohns or something. Do with that what you will
They're like fingerprints.
Or lip prints
Yes. Features compliment each other. Someone with an attractive face is likely to have enchanting eyes for example.
Enchanting brown eyes
Go outside and touch the grass
Does the grass have buttholes?
No, but plenty of creatures with buttholes thrive in the grass
Instructions unclear, grassed ass