And there you have it folks. Donald Trump is most certainly dead.
this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2025
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That was definitely Eric in a skinsuit. Proof: trust me, bro.
we're going to need at least 5 buckets of lymph for testing
Damn! So close.
I heard he said he would release the Epstein files over his dead body and I was all for that.
Right...it's definitely not a guy who's in love with couches saying this. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.
So he's undead then. We are in a zombie apocalypse
Liar
You're not fooling anyone you know?
I really wanna see if USA gonna make a back-flip, if he dies.
Take a hint.