He REAAALLLLYYYY wanted an invite to this one, didn't he?
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Maybe that's why he was leaving his calendar open.
He probably went there, expecting to be allowed in. But instead, they told him to fuck off, and he had no cover story for the time he spent getting there and back again.
He sat on his bed in his pjs all night waiting for one of them to call.
He's probably jealous the Chinese Parade was better than his.
But they PROMISED him HE was their best fwend.
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So what's being done to effectively sanction Russia?
Oh, that's right. Fuck all is being done. But talk's cheap, and no talk's cheaper than Trump's oral flatulence.
Yeah, dipshit, EVERYBODY is conspiring against the United States because you're a moron being steered by psychopaths, and literally EVERYBODY in the world can see it except MAGA Nazis.
ding ding ding
Womp womp. Where are the Epstein Files?
Woah woah woah
China???
And Russia???
Not having our best interests in mind???
Someone pinch me.
Xi, Kim, and Vlad right now:
❤️ Xi loves me ❤️ 😭 Xi loves me not 😭
Aw he's still alive?
Damn, worst news ever.
America mourns as Trump is found alive.
My day was ruined when I found out he could still talk
Yeah, no shit, that's because they're the leaders of Russia, China, and North Korea. What's next, a stunning revelation about Iran not liking you very much?
He could do so much good if he were someone else entirely. Unfortunately, the one we got is too busy carefully selecting the dumbest or most cruel option available to feed off the headline mentions. Well, when he's not frantically jingling keys anywhere not in the vicinity of the Epstein case, anyway.
He is such a crybaby, just like his supporters.
They were left out of all their friend groups in school, so now they use their power to get friends. But they aren't actual friends, just leaches to suck out as much money from you as possible.
So sayeth the orange running dog.
No one likes you donnie, no one ever did!
Just listened to the Empire podcast about Catherine the great. Turns out the twat she was married to was the kinda idiot that managed to get everyone against him, so when the two came to blows everyone he tried to recruit was already sworn to her. Didn't go well for him. Then Catherine's son was exactly the same as his father and when she died, his own children joined in on the coup against him. The point being, if you piss off everyone by being an absolute ass, then their dislike of you will force them to join forces against you.
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He can add himself to the list
I was watching the propaganda videos on Wechat from my Chinese friends last night and thinking "well, if he's dead, I bet he'll rise from the fucking dead just to seethe on how Xi Jinping is getting a real parade with fucking drones and missiles and soldiers who can turn their heads in sync and shit.
What a salty loser bitch.
Somebody's upset that he wasn't invited.
They even didn't come to his birthday parade...
Well they are, because they sense weakness. I wonder why the US seems weak right now?
So the theory he died was wrong?
Or is this another old post to keep up appearances
He did a live press conference yesterday, directly addressing the rumor of his death. Sadly.
Could you see the puppet strings moving his arms? Lol
Paranoia is common in mid-late dementia.
lol what? he sounds almost schizophrenic
Yeah if you read his entire tweet, it's pretty crazy especially the warm regards, he mixed in.
This reads as something written by some lame-ass LLM that has context problems.
He didn't write that. The sentences are too long, the working vocabulary is too large (though still limited), there's a lack of random capitalization and grammatical errors, and there aren't enough inane digressions.
He didn't even thank me for my attention on this matter smh.
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That's just squash-rot. He's always been a dimwit, so he can't use any strategies to hide incipient dementia, which intelligent people typically try to do until it's no longer possible to paper over the cracks. Instead, his blithering just keeps getting increasingly incoherent, and it's up to his ass-licking followers to try to pretend nothing's wrong.
You mean China, a country we have chosen to make the boogeyman, has been pushed away and into the arms of others? We are doing the same thing now with India with our goddamn stupid 50% tariffs on them. Now they have nothing to lose by growing closer with Russia and China. That is some brilliant diplomacy there buddy.
Dumbfuck donnie will be graded on a curve, as always, by the redhats.
Yes, that's kind of how enemies work against a nuclear superpower.
So what are we going to do about it?
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Die
No shit, they have to find other suppliers now that the US is withholding chips.
Even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while.
Step one in starting a war in time for term 3?
5D Chess master! 🙄
Can this fuck keel over already?
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So jelly and fomo
Trump is right about the sacrifice, compare to Soviet and North Korea, more Americans soldiers died in China for their peace and freedom, so in a better timeline, us president deserve to stand next to Chinese chairman for this day. But obviously in that timeline , trump wont be the president.
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