Comic Strips

I’m pretty sure the thought process of my cat (if he has any, which I’m not entirely sure of) is this :

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!

Motherfucker! Uh!

My cat greets me at the door, jumps on me, enjoys walking on a leash, and comes when called.

Needless to say, I can't relate. I think he accidently had dog software installed at the factory.

"Sit near me"

"Fuck you"

Or the opposite -- you wake up with the cat sleeping on your chest, nose three inches from yours, and you're like: "I just want to roll over and now I can't!"

Don't pat the bed. Instead, pit your hand under the sheets and scratch your finger tips on the bed like a mouse running around. They'll jump right over every time L

Mine has a kitchen table chair where he spends most of his time. When he wants lovin's he's got me trained to pull the chair out like a drawer and pet him, then close his "drawer" when he's done lol.

I have male and female and only female does this. Anyone relates?

Cats are cunts