I was invited to the communism potluck.
I was about to reach for the mashed potatoes, but then Stalin pulled out a comically large spoon and eat all the mashed potatoes in one swoop . He told me "mashed potatoes are bourgeoisie decadence" and gave me a bag of millet and two beets. This is why
must invade Iran.
Why yes, we're totally telling the truth. Why do you ask?