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[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 48 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Better yet, ask them what feels good, and establish communication of pleasure. Your partner, regardless of genitals, will have a better time, and so will you!

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[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Joycon drift.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I was once with a girl who wanted me to literally bite hers as hard as I could. 😵‍💫

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The human jaw is easily able to bite through soft flesh, so I hope you didn't...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, no. I knew I could end up biting through if I actually bit it as hard as I could. When I said I eat pussy, I wasn't being literal. So there's at least 1 person I know for sure I have been with but didn't satisfy.

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

She still does not like it.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Some women just don't enjoy receiving oral. Not when it is done wrong, not at all.

Also some men don't enjoy blowjobs.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 21 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Imagine a life in which 69 is just a number.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I imagine this in the style of the narrator at the beginning of a Twilight Zone episode.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Rod Serling, put some respec on his name.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

That wouldn't be nice

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Honestly, me and wife on that one. Sure we've tried it but neither of us really enjoyed it. So we haven't done it again...doesn't stop me from making the jokes though.

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[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

That explains what the arrows are for then. They seem quite misleading, I thought it was some sort of advice for animations until reading comments.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought it was for the finger.

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure I got myself one of those.

[–] bigboitricky@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hmu let's find out together

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't know what to think of this honestly.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How do I hit them up though?

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 18 points 1 week ago

Dude your the Wizard Pope, you could steal my nose while I sleep, I just could ignore brain waves due to some nasty pasty things....

You will find a way!

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Okay let's do it.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's hilarious about this meme is that Konami delivered the code that unlock these secrets over 30 years ago. Up up, down down, left right, left right, B A B A, start.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

LMFAO, I'm pitching doing all those moves then pushing the clit like it's a starter button. Which I suppose it kinda is.

[–] DiskCrasher@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I don't even need to watch this to know exactly what this is. Motherfucker gave the best advice in the universe 30 years ago and it has improved my technique 1,000%.

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