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[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 66 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I saw loss before I saw anything else, I seriously need to touch grass

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When you do that, you'll feel like you're recreating the steps of loss, one panel at a time

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Bursting through the doors OUTSIDE in a panic.

Looking at some random shocked person pointing toward the park.

Rushing to the park to see grass.

Sobbing uncontrollably feeling all the grass.

(I'm doing this joke from memory instead of looking up the original comic for reference lol)

[–] ILoveDurians@lemmy.cafe 40 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What a strange diagram of some slippers.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 4 points 5 days ago

I thought way to long about slippers.

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But not too much. It can get overstimulated if you lift the hood and lick directly. When in doubt, you can hand her the reigns so she can find the sweet spot. For example, if you apply a wide and flat tongue and reduce movement, she can work her hips until she finds the angles she needs.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 10 points 6 days ago

Oh, that's what that was...

Took me a minute to figure out what this was. If I ever hook up with a man that has one, I'll put this info to good use.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 days ago

Why is she standing in front of a blank sheet of paper?

[–] Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 days ago

When I saw the first two steps, I initially thought it was a guide for opening pills. I was like, "I wonder what hey will do with the powder inside... hold on, this isn't a pill".

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

My brain immediately skipped to that episode of Friends where Monica learns that Chandler got advice from Joey about licking the alphabet.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The alphabet is good advice, but more for finding the right "letter" for your partner and—this is crucial—sticking to it unless it stops working (sometimes things just shift and you gotta adapt).

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'll never know, but I trust your judgement xD

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

American Pie (1999) Sex Bible

(edit oh yeah, you got to realise the person is looking for information from their relatives who then directs them to the library — because it's the 90's)

[–] CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Ifera@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Info guide on how to lick a clit. Top is the clitoral hood, bottom is the clit itself

i thought it was about hour up make slippers fit. amazed how far I was.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 days ago

What kind of animal just does counter clockwise.

[–] CaptainHowdy@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

"the move" from Seinfeld finally revealed. But you are supposed to end with a swirl.

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