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JD Vance has said he is ready to take on the presidency “If God forbid, a terrible tragedy happens” to Donald Trump.

In a wide-ranging interview with USA TODAY, the vice president said he was “confident” President Trump would see out the rest of his term, but added he has had a lot of “on-the-job training”.

He also insisted to White House Correspondent Francesca Chambers Trump was in “incredibly good health”, despite recent questions about the president’s physical wellbeing.

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[–] vegeta@lemmy.world 111 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)
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[–] ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works 35 points 6 days ago (4 children)

He’s going to kill Trump just like how he killed the pope

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[–] Ougie@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Imagine all the conspiracy theories from the maga crowd if Trump were to die.

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[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 74 points 6 days ago (3 children)

They only need Trump to stay alive long enough to consolidate power. Then it’s phase 2. And it doesn’t really matter what anyone thinks as far as “respect” or “like” them. The long term plan is privatize everything completely moving the seat of power away from government altogether. We’re well underway.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 6 days ago (7 children)

They may think that, but it doesn't work that way. They need a singular leader to unite the base. Once that's gone, they'll fracture fast.

What comes next is probably closer to European liberalism. Better social safety net, but capitalism mostly goes on. The US doesn't have a groundswell of support to be any more anti-capitalist than that.

[–] frongt@lemmy.zip 25 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Maybe. Fractured, sure, but I don't think the Republicans collectively will be any less harmful without Trump. Congress and the governors will continue with the Project 2025 agenda under President Vance.

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 65 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Guys I’m starting to think something tragic has or is about to happen…

[–] miked@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago (3 children)

What part would be tragic?

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Going from raging pantshitter pedophile to a dedicated P2025 patsy.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

That Vance would become president.

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)

"If God forbid" *fingers crossed* "a terrible tragedy happens" ...

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Maybe a terrible tragedy should happen to the couch fucking popekiller.

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[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

"If Air Force One, carrying Mr. Trump were struck by a missile and blown up, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic," exclaims Vance, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss."

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago

He’s going to pope trump

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

He's here to fuck couches and chew bubble gum and he's all out of bubble gum.

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[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 40 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pretty sure Vance isn't planning to kill him until after January 20, 2027.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 43 points 6 days ago (15 children)

Trump is dead, or going to be very soon, isn't he?

What beer should I buy to celebrate?

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Enjoy the very momentary joy of trumps death when it happens.

If it happens in this term, you'll find out exactly what Vance is.

The Queen mean girl of the Nazi techright.

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[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Couchfucker is gonna use the 5-point palm exploding heart technique on Chump.

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 13 points 6 days ago

Well it worked on the pope

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The only tragedies would be that Trump would have escaped prison and Vance would be President.

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So something terrible must happen to both at the same time. Noted.

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[–] WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

Before i got laid off leadership said everything is fine. I didn't believe it then and this is way more obvious.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

To be fair he did not say that unprompted. A journalist specifically asked him if he felt ready to take the president's place should something happen. And it is downright misleading from the article writer's part to not mention that detail.

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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 38 points 6 days ago (11 children)

trump is a bully who, for some fucking reason beyond the horizon of my comprehension, people are afraid of. vance is a fucking potatofaced punching bag who literally no one cares about, let alone is scared of.

maybe wishful thinking, but my single shred of hope lies in the implosion/evaporation of the GOP when trump finally fucking croaks and people are shitting on his grave

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[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago

He can't wait to fuck those lovely couches in the oval office. Right now Donnie won't let him.

[–] groovyplane@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"terrible tragedy" ...yeah

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 9 points 5 days ago

Yeah, that's a weird way to spell "New National Holiday".

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 days ago

No one will listen to that weird creep if trump dies. Things would be way more chaotic under vance.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

“He’s got incredible energy, and while most of the people who work around the President of the United States are younger than he is, I think we find that he actually is the last person who goes to sleep, he’s the last person making phone calls at night, and he’s the first person who wakes up and the first person making phone calls in the morning.

Because everyone else is a hardcore alcoholic...

If Trump has the most energy out of all his staff. That's not a good thing for trump, it's a bad thing for his staff.

Same bullshit as when Biden was in office, like, I'm pretty sure they were saying the exact same thing when he was in office.

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[–] Zexks@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (3 children)

The best bet here is probably to watch melania. I doubt shell be able to contain herself. Finally free amd while probably not mega rich after shit all settles. She probably wont have to worry about amything again.

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[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Peter Thiel has been grooming him for this for a while now.

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

he's finally gonna kill him

[–] Arancello@aussie.zone 14 points 6 days ago

isnt Vance the guy who was asking for help/guidance on poisons?

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Will the loser take more vacations and flood the Ohio River Valley?

[–] Steve@startrek.website 16 points 6 days ago

Already have his headstone picked out:

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Translation: JD has selected a window

EDIT: Plot twist: the window is the roof

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